Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or the characters. But Kishimoto-sama does *and that's why we love him.*

A/N: I got an inspiration for this fic from a porn film (yes, I watch porn to fill my empty life :D) called Best Men: The Bachelor Party and the Wedding Party so I do not own those either (since some of the coming scenes are based on those on the films..)

1. Prologue

The ring of the alarm clock wakes me every morning to the cruel world of reality. The sun shines too bright, the rosy smell of the sheets makes me sick, the sight of my sleeping wife…

I hate it.

I made a stupid mistake when I decided to marry her. Of course she was from a noble family, to balance my wealthy bloodline and to make the name of our family line. An Uchiha can't marry a poor, weak or unhealthy person. So my parents found Haruno Sakura.

Don't get me wrong, she used to be nice and sweet, like every other girl. But in the end, she IS like every other girl – money talks. So when we got married, she accepted my (well, actually my parents) proposal because of my name, my money and my looks.

No love.

All I see now is sweet-talking, selfish, pampered, spoiled little girl who things herself as an adult. So every morning I wake up, brush my teeth, eat breakfast and go to work. I spend my time at the work as much as I can so I don't have to return to the place where everything is based on a big lie. So I work, work and work. When the night comes I return to "home" where my "lovely" wife gives me a welcome kiss before she disappears to go to bed. Sometimes she gives me the mail that contains a huge credit card bill, a beautiful disaster she has made by buying new clothes, shoes, bags, makes-up… So I pay the bills, lose a bunch of hair and brain cells. By the time I lay my head on my pillow, I swear to myself that some day this eternal hell will end.

Sooner or later.