I do not own Merlin.
Why Were You Staring At My Uncle
By waterrain
"Merlin, Why were you staring at my Uncle?"
"I don't know."
"Merlin."
"Fine, Do you really want to know? Can you handle it?" Merlin asked causally and he could tell Arthur was feeling irritated.
"Just tell me." Arthur stated bluntly, he wants to know, and he deserves to know why his manservant was staring at his Uncle.
"I was picturing your Uncle wearing a dress."
"What?" Arthur asked in confusion for why on earth was his manservant imaging such a thing.
"Do you want me to describe the dress?" Merlin asked calmly, arms crossed, and he was looking at Arthur's stunned expression. "It was a frilly pink dress with lots of black ribbons. I think a black dress would suit him better..."
"Merlin, I do not think my Uncle would ever wear a dress."
"Are you sure, Arthur? He might be hiding something from you."
Later on when Arthur and his Uncle were alone in a room.
"Uncle are you hiding something from me?" Arthur asked firmly and his arms crossed.
"What do you mean?" Agravaine managed to ask calmly and he wonders does Arthur know that he is the traitor. He did not ask 'Do you think I'm a tratior' for that would be a bad move on his part.
"Do you wear dresses?" Arthur asked his Uncle. To be honest he was wondering if Merlin saw his Uncle in a dress or if Merlin was just picturing it for some odd reason. "I will not judge you if you do in fact wear dresses, Uncle."
Agravaine was speechless for where did his nephew come up with that sort of idea. Arthur took the silence as 'Yes' and he pat his Uncle on the shoulder.
"It is okay, Uncle. I will not tell anyone that you secretly wear dresses." Arthur commented before leaving the room. He plans to inform Merlin not tell anyone about his Uncle Agravaine secretly wearing dresses.
"Merlin, My uncle secretly wears dresses." Arthur said to his manservant. "I asked him and I take his silence as a yes. So do not mention my Uncle and the word dresses in the same sentence to anyone else or else I will put you in the stocks for a day."
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