New to LOTR fics, don't know how you guys do them, so I'm doing my own.

7:00 pm: Stop killing/torturing hobbits.

7:01 pm: Laugh about torturing the hobbits.

7:02 pm: Realize you do it every night and stop laughing.

7:03 pm: Go and chase some dude on a horse.

7:05 pm: See that hobbits are with him.

7:06 pm: Your leader tells you he has a ring and that chasing them would make a great scene in a movie.

7:34 pm: Barely miss the hobbits.

7:35 pm: Try and find another way to cross.

8:40 pm: Find a place to cross.

8:41 pm: Argue about the best way to cross.

8:42 pm: The leader stabs his sword into one of you and it does nothing.

8:45 pm: Actually cross.

8:50 pm: Get across because some dude fell in the water.

9:00 pm: Knock on the door protecting the village.

9:01 pm: Push the door down on the guy.

9:05 pm: Find the inn.

9:06-10 pm: Creep everyone out.

9:11 pm: Go into the room.

9:12 pm: Decide to steal the pillows.

9:13 pm: Kill the mattresses that you set their to fool the leader.

9:14-20 pm: Try to get the leader to stop cursing.

9:21 pm: Set the horsies free and fall asleep on the beds.

1:00 am: Wake up and drink all the liquor in the inn.

2:00 am: Fall asleep again.

6:46 am: Wake up with a hangover.

6:47 am: Thank the innkeeper and leave.

7:00 am: Look for the horsies.

8:49 am: Find the horsies/steal new ones.

10:00 am: Go torture more hobbits.