A/N:I honestly don't even know what this is. I just think Poland would say something like this.

"So, like, Japan…" Poland flounced over to the Asian nation at the far end of the meeting room table. The countries had just begun to file in and settle down, though Poland felt he needed to share his excitement with Japan. Said nation looked up and smiled slightly at the blushing country, which sat down and propped his face into his elbows. "Remember those videogames you, like, let me borrow?"
"Hai." Japan watched in curiosity as Poland glanced away shyly before giving him a gleaming smile and shouting, "That dude in the Legend of Zelda game is, like, totally hot!"
"W-what?" Japan almost shocked to hear this, though before any awkwardness set in the wheels of his fanboy mind began to turn. With a light smile he pulled out a notebook and a pencil and said softly, "Is that so...?"
"What was his name…? Oh, right. Link!" Poland grinned, "That guy totally makes an awesome fashion statement. He, like, can cross dress in the most manly way ever! It's, like, super hot!" Japan could only nod and begin drawing furiously on his paper while Poland continued, "So, like, he can make a mini-skirt look so good! He can totally pull it off and still look manly! Don't even, like, get me started on his man-tights!" At this point all the nations had taken their seats and Germany had been trying to shush them while Japan felt the back of his nose grow warm. Despite this he drew and nodded at Poland's opinions. "Those man tights are so hot! I mean, I remember when England used to wear them. He was wicked, like, good looking in those. But Link can pull off both the mini-skirt and the man tights while still looking like a major hottie!"

England and America had stopped arguing for a moment as the Briton stared at Poland with a light blush on his face. Poland, as oblivious as ever, talked on with Japan, "America would definitely make, like, the sexiest Link ever, if he lost the glasses anyways. You should definitely invite him to an anime con or something! Just imagine him with, like, contacts and maybe the blue outfit to match his eyes…That would be awesome! Besides, Link has the whole 'Hero-of-Time' thing and America has the whole 'Hero-of-the-fast-food-industry' thing, so they would be like twins!"

Now it was America's turn to blush as red as the colors on his flag as he adjusted his glasses and gave a little, almost shy smile at Poland, who caught a glimpse of his grin and blushed black. Japan had been on the verge of fainting due to the blood running out of his nose. The very idea of America dressing up like Link was extremely hot. Shoving his notebook away so it wouldn't get ruined, Japan promptly passed out on the floor, but not before remembering to invite America, England, and Poland to his next anime con. Poland couldn't wait for the next Zelda game to be released.