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Snape walked into the potions classroom, ignoring the sighs and stares of the girls and the envious looks of the guys. Snape didn't care what they thought; he was too cool for that.
He had long luscious, flowing, wavy, beautiful, sexy, gorgeous, black as a black pearl hair that was impossible to describe in words. Even though he had robes on, you could tell he had a sex-pac because he would sometimes rip off his shirt because he had potions fall on it or something. Or sometimes he just did it for fun.
"Turn to page 61 of your textbooks" he said when suddenly...
"M----------RS!" ...IT WAS P. Dumbles "WHAT"S UP MY BROTHER?"
"Must you always greet everyone like that?" said shape angrily but with a hot expression on his face because he was hot. " Get out. You're not sexy enough to be near me." because Snape couldn't stand unattractive people, and did something like a age line from that book with that dance that happens everytime a transfer student comes in but it wasn't stopping old people, just unsexy one because it was a sexyfine line.
Severus had no time for such tomfoolery. With a sigh from his beautifully delicious lips, he turned a blind ear and shed a tear with the pure innocence of a sapphire. Then, Lupin came in.
"Snape!" Cried Lupin, his scraggly brown hair caressing the wind. His eyes were alit with emergence and flooded tears.
"Please, call me Severus," replied Snape in his sexyfine voice.
"Really. It's sentences like those that cause such misunderstandings." Remus sighed. "Anyways. Like I was saying: THERE'S ANOTHER SURVIVOR OF THE POTTERS! And she has...two scars!"
Snape's sexy eyebrows raised a bit, the hairs flowing in the wind
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Who's the mysterious survivor? Find out next update!
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