You always wash your socks three times
You never brush your hair
I hate all of your obscene T-shirts
and boxer underwear
You cream at watching Sweeney Todd
and cartoons make you cry
You wish you could be Robin Hood
and wish Snow White would die
I just don't get you, ninja brat
But wherever you are is where I'm at
I want you cos you're bad for me
But anything this good has got to be
I don't know if I can love you
or if I really want to try
But something draws me close to you
and I want to find out why
You're quirky and annoying
and you throw things when you're mad
But even after all you've clonked me
I can't stand to see you sad
I'll never understand you, Yuff
But I'll stay with you when times get tough
Know I can't promise you forever
But here and now, let's stay together
You have a fetish for sharp pointy things
and you're a kleptomaniac
You're so off-beat it turns me on
You're my aphrodesiac
I'll admit there's times you scare me
For sure you're batshit insane
But with your star, my EMR
Let's keep playing this game
