I'm the author of Hogwarts school of doom and more doom... my dad doesn't want me on my old account anymore because of P3PSII... my dad thought he was being stalkerish... (he kinda was...) he deleted my profile, changed my password for fanfiction and that E-mail, changed my pen-name, everything... I feel terrible because of people who want me to finish it... I'm sorry... thank you for liking my story honestly, I didn't think anyone would like it, but, I guess they did... so, thank you, and I'm sorry... And yes, I copied the letter from the book, LOOK IT UP! ITS EXACLY LIKE THE ONE IN THE BOOK! So, without further ado, I give you, Hogwarts School of Zim and Gir.
Chapter 1-
Zim woke up that morning, with an owl pecking at his window, at first he questioned it. Wondering if it was some sort of spy camera. Eventually, he thought that was normal human bird behavior, thus he ignored it. It did not stop. Zim clenched his teeth and quietly growled, while he reluctantly got out of bed to opened the window. Zim was going to hit the bird, but, instead it stuck out its leg, it held a letter. He tore it off, and immediately the owl flew off. Zim looked at the letter, it had a red wax seal on it, bearing an H. After studying it a bit more, he opened it, and read-
Hogwarts School
of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Headmaster:Albus Dumbledore
(Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock,
Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. Of Wizards)
Dear Mr. Zim
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.
Term Begins on September 1. We await your owl by no later then July 31.
Yours sincerely,
Minerva McGonnagalle,
Deputy Headmistress
"Hmm," he thought this over, it could just be a plot made my the Dib-Worm, but what if it was from someone more important! Like the FBI! With power to actually capture him! Zim then mentally slapped himself, and laughed a bit. He was overreacting. He had spent too much time on this ball of filth, after all, this could be real. A reason to get far far away from the Dib-Monkey and his scary sister, the only people who were any threat to his mission, if he got away from them, then he could continue his mission without worry of being discovered! And he could get more information... This wizardry could be useful...
"GIR!" he yelled, making up his mind.
Gir than ran into the room, his eyes changing to red as he saluted for those few seconds before they would turn back into the turquoise.
"Yes my lord!"
"Gir, we are going, to this, Hog-warts, pack your things."
"YAY!"
Gir than ran out of the room, and than ran back with a slight spring to his step, bringing a suitcase that looked like it was filled with nothing but rubber pigs.
Zim walked into the kitchen, went down the toilet/elevator, went up to computer, pressed some buttons, and that disguise thing came up through a hole in the floor,
"Now," he said calmly, "were going to need new disguises, I'll be going as a human, but you, can go as a cat, owl, or toad..." he said only after rechecking his list of school supplies. "Lets do cat, its pretty close to dog."
He shoved Gir into it, pushed some more buttons, and out came, a green cat, it looked just like his old doggy suit, but it was, well, a cat.
Zim felt like his was fine, he just needed to get wizard robes. They had about a month until they had to get to platform 9 ¾.
"Common Gir, we need to get in the voot cruiser and go to a place called, Diagon Alley."
"Can we make biscuits?"
"No Gir, never again shall we make biscuits!"
And thus Zim got his things packed, he downloaded computers mainframe data-line, into a transportable case, it looked just like a red laptop with the Irkan symbol on the case. He stuffed that into his pack, along with his spider-legs, he decided to leave all of his lasers and such. After all, if he was going to learn magic, why would he need weapons that would just slow him down?
Zim than grabbed gir, Gir's suitcase, and hopped into the voot, along with Gir. He set the coordinates to his best guest of location. The duo then flew up into the bright blue sky of the afternoon. Off, to Europe, soon, they would be there, and there adventure would begin!"
Dib-
Dib looked of toward ware Zim's voot flew off, and sighed, realizing that it was now the end of the first chapter, and he was only just being added, "Hey Gaz," he yelled, almost unconcerned, "I don't think were gonna be mentioned in this, do you."
"Be quite." She sneered, and went right back to her video-games and pizza.
And no, Dibs giant head shall not be in this Fanfic, I'm Sorry for the inconvenience.
