Idiot

Authors Note: Inspired by the story Epiphany of Student Drivers Which I recomend you should read and review. I wanted to do something like it, and so I came up with this. The idea is clearly not mine, nor is the story, but the changes in lyrics are. Um and oh! It's so much harder than it looks.

Boss' Epiphany

Idiot!

Those papers need to be in my hand!

No! The clients are pissed now they'll never come again...

(Easy Boss, Please calm down...it will be done...)

When!

(Right at one)

Why did you wait! That's much too late!

Now they'll never come again...

The interns in this office are big dimwits,

Their jobs are easy as preschool shit,

Maybe that's why they refuse to quit...

But not for long!!

You'll need work to damn survive...

Tell you why little intern tell you why,

Because in the whole entire intern race, new intern,

There's two kinds of interns only two!

Ones who last for less than day!

And the ones who expect a big ass pay,

look at me little intern,

look at you.

No they won't make it alive...

Even you little intern,

Just might die!

Because you will listen to my every command!

For your whole career sits in the palm of my hand!

You're entire career will be buried alive.

And you'll never...

Have your own office...

No you'll never...

Get a real pay check!

Finished!

Alright!

You sir!

Will work like slave!

Go and,

Get me

a cup of coffee.

You Sir!

Too sir!

Get me--a donut glazed.

You will work through christmas and weekends...

You will die for me!

Who sir?

You sir?

Copy those papers.

Come on! Come on!

Clients--are waiting.

I need those papers.

You sir!

Anybody!

Interns now don't be shy!

Not one man...

No nor ten men...

Nor a hundred...

Will outsmart me!

I will have you!

And I will get those clients even as they gloat,

In the mean time boy jot down these notes!

And you'll never have that office,

with the windows

and the big flatscreen.

But your work waits!

I'm alive at last!

And I'm full of joy!!