Brother Killer

by Kaline Reine (I can't believe I am putting my name on this one...)

WARNING: Okay, I should warn you, but I really think it's more fun for shock value and other hilarious reasons, NOT to warn you. So no warnings, just read!

Sasuke: And now, I will finally avenge my clan!

Itachi: I love you, little brother. (makes puppy-dog eyes)

Sasuke: Pitiful... (stabs and uses chidori to kill Itachi)

Itachi: x.x

-3 days later-

(Sasuke is at home, sitting on his ass while watching TV and eating pocky. And being emo, of course! The doorbell rings, and he goes to answer it.)

Mikoto: (sobbing) TT.TT Why, Sasuke, WHY?!

Sasuke: Uhm... Er... Mommy? O.O

Mikoto: You killed your own brother... How COULD you?!

Sasuke: Mommy, I... I sowwy! (cries) TT.TT

Mikoto: You are GROUNDED, mister!

Sasuke: What?! jaw drops B-but I- but he... I... NO! (stomps foot)

Mikoto: How DARE you dishonor the family name by murdering your own brother in cold blood like that!

Sasuke: B-but... ? (pouts) He killed the whole clan... (shocked and confused) I thought you were dead...

Mikoto: That's NO EXCUSE!! Now go to ur room!

-5 minutes later-

Karin: (rings doorbell) Can Sasuke come out and play?

Miko: He's grounded...

Karin: What?! But WHY?!

Mikoto: For killing his brother!

Sasuke: (approaches Karin) I succeeded in my plans, so I guess I dont need you anymore.

Karin: So that means we can't play snake anymore? (Lol, inside joke! giggles)

Mikoto: Sasuke, you PERVERT!! You're grounded for another month!

Sasuke: But, but, but... It's not what you think, I swear! Look, I can uhm... explain or something. See, Orochimaru died and-

Karin: But Sasuke still thinks he has to wear that ridiculous outfit with the skirt, and the pretty bow...

Sasuke: It is NOT a bow, it's a... Okay, it's a butt-bow... But that's beside the point!

Mikoto: What is this I hear about you wearing skirts, young man?

Sasuke: (groans) Oh crap... I'm in for it now. (runs away)

Mikoto: Sasuke, GET BACK HERE!!

Karin: (giggling in background) Butt-bow...

THE END (for now)

Disclaimer: I do not own the butt-bow, for the butt-bow is greater than all!!

Sasuke: Aren't you forgetting something?

Kaline: Oh yeah... I don't own Naruto, or any of the characters or anything. But ESPECIALLY not the the-

Sasuke: Yeah, yeah, we know! The butt-bow... rolls eyes all emo-style

Karin: (giggles) Heehee... Butt-bow... O.O Gasp! (randomly glomps Sasuke)

Mikoto: (pries Karin off of her son with crow bar) ... (doesn't work so uses jaws of life, and finally the girl gets her hands off of Sasuke)

Karin: (disappointed) Awww...

Sasuke: Eeep! (runs away again)

Kaline: (sighs heavily) How the hell did I even get in this? Okay people, nothing left to see, the show's over, and-

Karin: NOOOO!! D: The shows not over until I get Sasuke!

Kaline: You can stop reading now... Yeah.

Author's Note: I have no idea what inspired me to do this. It started out as a random phoen conversation with a friend, and turned into the worst fanfiction ever!! D: And it's not in my usual novel-ish style, either. Yay! This is my first T-rated, really... Well not too bad. I dedicate this to all my friends, because uhm... Well, just because! XD

-Kaline Reine