Brother Killer
by Kaline Reine (I can't believe I am putting my name on this one...)
WARNING: Okay, I should warn you, but I really think it's more fun for shock value and other hilarious reasons, NOT to warn you. So no warnings, just read!
Sasuke: And now, I will finally avenge my clan!
Itachi: I love you, little brother. (makes puppy-dog eyes)
Sasuke: Pitiful... (stabs and uses chidori to kill Itachi)
Itachi: x.x
-3 days later-
(Sasuke is at home, sitting on his ass while watching TV and eating pocky. And being emo, of course! The doorbell rings, and he goes to answer it.)
Mikoto: (sobbing) TT.TT Why, Sasuke, WHY?!
Sasuke: Uhm... Er... Mommy? O.O
Mikoto: You killed your own brother... How COULD you?!
Sasuke: Mommy, I... I sowwy! (cries) TT.TT
Mikoto: You are GROUNDED, mister!
Sasuke: What?! jaw drops B-but I- but he... I... NO! (stomps foot)
Mikoto: How DARE you dishonor the family name by murdering your own brother in cold blood like that!
Sasuke: B-but... ? (pouts) He killed the whole clan... (shocked and confused) I thought you were dead...
Mikoto: That's NO EXCUSE!! Now go to ur room!
-5 minutes later-
Karin: (rings doorbell) Can Sasuke come out and play?
Miko: He's grounded...
Karin: What?! But WHY?!
Mikoto: For killing his brother!
Sasuke: (approaches Karin) I succeeded in my plans, so I guess I dont need you anymore.
Karin: So that means we can't play snake anymore? (Lol, inside joke! giggles)
Mikoto: Sasuke, you PERVERT!! You're grounded for another month!
Sasuke: But, but, but... It's not what you think, I swear! Look, I can uhm... explain or something. See, Orochimaru died and-
Karin: But Sasuke still thinks he has to wear that ridiculous outfit with the skirt, and the pretty bow...
Sasuke: It is NOT a bow, it's a... Okay, it's a butt-bow... But that's beside the point!
Mikoto: What is this I hear about you wearing skirts, young man?
Sasuke: (groans) Oh crap... I'm in for it now. (runs away)
Mikoto: Sasuke, GET BACK HERE!!
Karin: (giggling in background) Butt-bow...
THE END (for now)
Disclaimer: I do not own the butt-bow, for the butt-bow is greater than all!!
Sasuke: Aren't you forgetting something?
Kaline: Oh yeah... I don't own Naruto, or any of the characters or anything. But ESPECIALLY not the the-
Sasuke: Yeah, yeah, we know! The butt-bow... rolls eyes all emo-style
Karin: (giggles) Heehee... Butt-bow... O.O Gasp! (randomly glomps Sasuke)
Mikoto: (pries Karin off of her son with crow bar) ... (doesn't work so uses jaws of life, and finally the girl gets her hands off of Sasuke)
Karin: (disappointed) Awww...
Sasuke: Eeep! (runs away again)
Kaline: (sighs heavily) How the hell did I even get in this? Okay people, nothing left to see, the show's over, and-
Karin: NOOOO!! D: The shows not over until I get Sasuke!
Kaline: You can stop reading now... Yeah.
Author's Note: I have no idea what inspired me to do this. It started out as a random phoen conversation with a friend, and turned into the worst fanfiction ever!! D: And it's not in my usual novel-ish style, either. Yay! This is my first T-rated, really... Well not too bad. I dedicate this to all my friends, because uhm... Well, just because! XD -Kaline Reine
