A/N: I thought of this while waiting in line to get autographs for three hours at a con. It's an early birthday present for Sasuke.
"Nii-san let me go, it hurts!"
"Sorry Sasuke, but if I untie you you'll run away from me."
Sasuke lay on top of his bed, his wrists tied securely to the bedposts above his head. His pale face was flushed red from the struggle he'd put up. It had taken Itachi quite some effort to get the boy to lay still, hence his tied wrists. Really, Sasuke was so dramatic at times. He forced Itachi to take such desperate measures.
"Nii-san, can't you just leave it in? It hurts when you pull it out."
"Don't be such a baby Sasuke. Wouldn't you rather have it out than in? "
"But Nii-san –"
Before the younger Uchiha could finish pleading it was out. Sasuke yelped painfully as he felt it leave his body.
"Wow," Sasuke said, leaning forward as much as he could. "It's really big."
"They're all that big," remarked Itachi, showing it to Sasuke. "Only weak ninja have small ones."
Itachi bandaged up Sasuke and then untied him, watching as his little brother limped outside to train.
"Be careful this time!" Itachi ground out after him. It would be a pain if Sasuke got another kunai stuck in his leg.
