Note on alternate selves: the following list is for you reference so the alternate universe thing won't get too confusing…hopefully…
(Marvel AU)
director nick fury: Special agent Buck Rockgut
agent coulson: Super Special Agent Nigel Tux (uncle Nigel)
Captain America: Skipper
Dr. banner/hulk: Mort/super-mort
Tony stark/ironman: Kowalski
Hawkeye: Private
Black widow: marlene
Thor: Rico
Loki: King Julian
Prevously…
The void
Dr. bottlenose's ship
Dr. bottlenose sat in the darkness of the void the only light was in his cockpit. The light didn't make past the windows as the darkness of the void shallowed it up. The distance of voices of the Daleks and cybermen still trapped in the void reached his ears. Dr. bottlenose was unable to determine the direction the voices came from nor did he care. Suddenly a screen on his control panel flashed to live. "The AU marvel universe?" he said, "why would they go there?"
August 17th 2016
8:00 A.M. Eastern Standard Time
high above New York City
(skipper's POV)
"Kowalski status report!" I shouted as we speed thru the atmosphere as New York city got closer below us. "I'm going to try and get us to touch down in central park!" "Prepare for crash-down," I said. "Crash-down?" "Kowalski's version of splashdown," I said. "hmm Emperor Blowhole's personal ship doesn't seem to have landing gear…" "they were probably ripped off when we were running around the star wars universe," I said. "yeah…that's highly likely," Kowalski said. "so we're crashing to our deaths without landing gear," Marlene said, "In a version of New York that's not our home…" "Basically," Kowalski said. "oh dear," Private said as we crashed towards a strange building in the middle of new york.
"Kowalski," I said, "Kowalski! Process report!" "I am randomly pushing buttons as we spin out of control," Kowalski said as New York and the streets got ever closer. "can I push one?" I said, "I'd feel better…" "Not helping at all!" Marlene said. "Prepare for splashdown!" Kowalski shouted. The spaceship crashed into a platform that looked like a helicopter landing pad. Bits of the ship was shattered everywhere as Kowalski forced the bay doors open. "or crashdown as it were!" Kowalski said once we got out of the ruin of a ship. We found ourselves face to face with Buck Rockgut and a bunch of other penguins with weapons. "rockgut" had an eyepatch over one of his eyes and was holding a rocket launcher.
"Director Nick Fury of Sheild," he said, "are you a threat?" "No," I said noticed that gaint A that was formed from the top of the building. "Oh," I said looking at how small the empire state building and even The New World Trade Tower looked compared to this building. "This is the Avengers tower," Kowalski said, "I thought this was the defenders tower…" "Hmm…the defenders tower," a penguin that looked like Kowalski said, "why didn't I think about that?" "Mr stark," Fury said, "just because your Ironman does not give you permission to be up here right now! This is a shield matter!" Suddenly my alternate self appeared holding a captain America shield, "Considering that they crashed their spaceship into the avengers tower this should be an avengers matter." "Stay out of this captain," fury said.
"um…can I go back into the ship now," Marlene said. "Uh-huh!" rico said. "Hey don't make me releashed the other guy," alternate mort said. "Dr. Banner," fury said, "can The Hulk stay our of this!" "I don't know?" he said calmly, "can he?" Suddenly in a flash of lighting alternate rico appeared with a hammer. "Thor!" Ironman(I will not refer to him as Mr Stark or tony) said, "so now you show up!" "Those five should not be here," Thor announced, "they are from another universe!" I will refer to the alternate versions of the people I know by the names they have in this universe from now one. Alternate marlene…I'm sorry black widow appeared as did Alternate priv…Hawkeye. Meanwhile Dr. Banner keep threatening to unleash hulk (which probably looks like super-mort in this version of the marvel universe).
"what is going on," here a voice that sounded familiar (either like Private's uncle Nigel or the Twelfth Doctor…those two sound similar to me for some reason). "uncle Nigel?" Private asked. "No I'm not anybody's uncle," Alternate Nigel said, "I'm agent coulson of shield…" "stay out of this!" Nick fury said. "See I'm right Avengers and shield isn't a team," Tony(alternate Kowal…okay I'll stop with the alternate [enter name here]!), "we're a team bomb!" "SILENCE!" "oh no," marlene said. "Great they found us!" Kowalski said."who found you?" Black Widow said. "Team Penguin, Shield, and the avengers will be EXTERMINATED!" the supreme dalek shouted as it appeared. "Oh great," I said, "they don't give up do they!"
(end of chapter One)
