Disclaimer: I own nothing

Disclaimer: I own nothing. All I have is an outdated computer and the right to show no mercy towards fictional characters. –looks around evilly-

BPOV

"EMMETT: Do you still love me?

EDWARD: you are so idiotic.

EMMETT: what does idiotic mean?

ALICE: LOL. You can't even understand the insults that are used against you!

JASPER: LOL

ROSALIE: LOL

BELLA: hey you guys? How come we are chatting with each other on the computers at the public library when we are all

within 10 paces of each other?

EMMETT: because its kool!

BELLA: isn't "cool" spelled with a "C"?

JASPER: that's what she said!

ALICE: LOL.

EDWARD: :)

ROSALIE: DO NOT START WITH THOSE STUPID "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID" JOKES!

JASPER: why?

ROSALIE: because they are lame and I refuse to be seen with lame people.

JASPER: why?

ROSALIE: because it will taint my reputation.

JASPER: why?

ROSALIE: -growl-

EDWARD: LOL.

EMMETT: LOL.

ALICE: LOL.

BELLA: has it occurred to anyone that you're only supposed to type "LOL" when you are laughing out loud? We are in a library. We can't laugh out loud.

EMMETT: LOL.

JASPER: LOL.

ALICE: LOL.

ROSALIE: LOL.

EDWARD: :)

EMMETT: what exactly does "LOL" mean?

"Do you seriously not know what LOL means, Emmett?" Edward said frostily. The librarian turned around abruptly to glare

in our direction.

"Why don't you tell me what it means Eddie!" Emmett replied.

"I don't want to! And don't call me Eddie!" Edward hissed.

"You don't want to tell me because you don't know! Ha ha ha ha!" Emmett crowed, laughing. The librarian turned towards

our group again, her eyes spiteful.

"Look it up in a dictionary Emmett" Edward said haughtily.

"OH MY GOSH!" somebody screamed. "I KNOW WHO YOU ARE! YOU'RE THE CULLENS! OH MY GOSH! LOOK TONI, IT'S THE

CULLENS!" a tall blonde girl was standing by the checkout counter.

"I TOLD YOU THEY WERE REAL! AFTER ALL THE TEASING I ENDURED! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!" the

brunette yelled, her eye twitching slightly.

"What are you guys talking about? Toni? Meg? What is wrong with you guys?" the third, more sensible girl asked. Now they
were pointing stupidly and a strange gleam had filled their eyes.

"Is Jacob with you?" the blonde one asked.

"No," Edward said. "And we were just leaving." He motioned for us to stand. Our grouped started backing towards the

door as they advanced. The third girl had fallen into the same tranceful stupor and all three were tripping over themselves

now. The twitchy one had pulled her cell phone out of her pocket.

"Can we have your number?" they asked in unison. It reminded me of those old black and white zombie movies.

"Actually, our phones broke," Jasper's voice broke on the last word and he choked back a round of hysteria.

"Pansy" Emmett murmured under his breath.

"Hey! I've got an idea! They were chatting on those computers right? So we can trace their email addresses and then hack

into the security system of their email providers. Then we can get all their contact info!" The brunette cried. Jasper's eyes

started darting around the room. The thin girl with black hair's eyes lit up and she lunged towards the computer, her

fingers typing away viciously at the keyboard. The blonde threw her head back and laughed like a lunatic while the twitchy

one's eyes got twitchier.

"I told you Bella's a conspiracy, Meg," the twitchy one cried victoriously. "A conspiracy! Didn't I tell you that Alwyn? i know

that I told you that!" I shook my head and tightened my grip on Edward's hand.

"Get me outta here NOW!" I hissed. This was overly creepy and escape looked scarce."

"And that's why I was late to dinner Dad." I said smiling half heartedly.

"So you're telling me that you were late because fan girls tried to steal your boyfriend and your boyfriend's family?" Charlie asked

skeptically, his eyebrows scrunching together.

"Yes, that is exactly what I'm telling you."

So, i wrote this on the spur of the moment. Me and my friends are obssessed with Twilight, so if we ever did meet the

Cullens, that is probably the reaction you would get. I am the brunnett, in case you were wondering. Hope you liked it.
Maybe I'll write more, maybe not. We have to "restore" opur computer, so I have to save all my documents to a disc

now. Push the little purple button and you;ll be my friend for a long time.

;)

Also, I have this really kool idea for a story so if you want your name included, put it in the review.

BYE BYE!