Tyler: How long is this movie?
Me: Dunno
Tyler: Is it still on?
Me: Can you just shut up, I'm trying to w--
Tyler: WHAT?
Me: Well if you'd just stop judging everything I wouldn't be so pissed off all the time.
Tyler: I DON'T JUDGE ANY-BLAHBLAHALALSAFKJNDSFBS;LDJFSDJHFDSKJH
Me: TYLER TYLER!!
Tyler: What.
Me: I JUST GOT A JOB INTERVIEW! ISN'T THAT AMAZING!
Tyler: Hn. 'Bout fricken time.
Me: What?
Tyler: Its about fricken time, it took you long enough to get a job.
Me: But you're 15, you're of age, you get a job!
Tyler: I don't have to, I'm taking summer classes, and I don't have bills to pay.
Me: You know what. Fuck you.
Tyler: Whats wrong with you?
Me: You.
Me: Hey Mom, I think we need to get me some more of that diet stuff, we're out.
Mom: Eh, let's not.
Me: Why?
Mom: Wasn't it just a one time thing to see of you liked it?
Me: No. I want to get more.
Mom: I don't think you need it.
Me: I think I do, you're the one who pointed out that I gained 15 pounds.
Mom: nothing
Me: I want to get it. Lets get it.
Mom: No, we've got healthy stuff already. We've got granola bars, and stuff like that.
Me: But those were my dinners.
Mom: So? Just eat smaller portions.
Me: But I liked that diet stuff better, it was healthier and it already came portioned, Mom.
Mom: I don't think we have enough money in the budget for it.
Mom: I know it's boring here, but maybe we can watch movies tonight. We can go to Blockbuster and we can watch Juno!
Me: YEAH! I've been wanting to show it to you! Its so good!
Mom: Alright, well lets do it after dinner.
Me: what are we doing for dinner?
Mom: We're going to Chinese with Granny.
Me: Fantastic.
(a little while later after everyone's done with dinner)
Me: Yay, now lets go get Juno!
Mom: I don't really want to.
Me: What?
Mom: I don't feel like getting movies right now.
