William was walking down the dirt path towards his house when he spotted a man with wrinkles and a hitler stash that had rice in it from dinner something about this man intrigued William he didn't know what but he would find out later.
William entered his house and picked the phone to call his gay little midget friend,Edward
"Hello"
"Hello Edward can we meet for some tea in five minutes?"
"K"
~At the coffee shop~
"Hello there William,What is up? Clearly your penis i can see it from here,Did you see the man with the stache again?"
"No" William said as he blushed
"I just got out of a session of spanking my monkey to hermaphrodite transexual arab terrorist porn."
Edward shook his head (not that head you dirty minded fuck)
William looked down
"Oh Edward...My erection won't go away"
Did you finish?
"No" William said fantasizing ramming his erection into the stache mans asshole.
"Fuck me harder" William blurted out by accident.
everyone starred
"So you have met the man in the stache
haven't you?"
"Who are you?"
"I'm Alphonse but you can call me Al"
Al was tall with abs you could shred cheese on and a voice that made the ladies swirl.
"Come i will take you to the only person who know anything about this man who always forgets to washup after dinner."Said Alphonse.
Suddenly William was soft again.
Alphonse and William were on the train going to central
"Wake up"
"*Mumbles*"
"What were you dreaming about?"
"Deep throating the stache mans massive 10 inch cock."
"what the fuck is wrong with you?"
"I'm just in love"
they arrived at the mans house when they went in side all they saw were dog memes and pictures all over the place.
"Hello Ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuulllllllllllllllmetal"
"Oh sorry mister brother didn't come this time,William came to ask about the Führer he wants to know if he is gay or not."
"No he is straight but i know of a place you can can a cunt and tits."
Ed busted threw the door.
"Hello Ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll...
"Yeah we get it" Ed screamed out interrupting the sexy guy.
I came...
"What the fuck we didn't need to know that." The sexy guy said.
As i was saying i have arrived with the tools for your sex change.
"Sweet!" William yelled. "The stache man will love me and suck my tits."
After the procedure William noticed something off about the sexy guy he looked almost as if he had just tricked someone. I wonder who?
When William arrive at the Führer's office he asked him. "Wanna fuck me?"
"Sorry." The Führer replied. "I'm gay."
William got tricked by the sexy guy of the west.
Fin.
