I came up for this one because I was talking to my sis about why Sasuke acts emo and we realized that the reason Sasuke ran aw

I came up for this one because I was talking to my sis about why Sasuke acts emo and we realized that the reason Sasuke ran away was all Naruto's fault for befriending him. Hence this one-shot.

Whatever happened, it's all Naruto's fault!

KaaaaBOOM!

"What did you three do now?!" Kakashi asked his team furiously.

"Naruto set of a paper-bomb," Sasuke answered calmly.

Kakashi smacked his head in annoyance. "Of corse he did," he said to himself.

"See Naruto, when Kakashi dies at a young age, it'll all be your fault!" Sakura yelled at the blond beside her.

Naruto left the training grounds and decided to go to the Ichiraku for some ramen.

Naruto was on only his second bowl of ramen when some drunk came in. He ordered a bowl and before he could take five slurps of ramen, he knocked the bowl over the edge, spilt the ramen everywhere and broke the bowl.

When questioned what happened, the drunken old man pointed to Naruto and said, "whatever happened, it was all Naruto's fault!"

"No it wasn't you drunken old fart!" Naruto yelled back at the old man.

He paid for his two bowls and left the Ichiraku infuriated.

As he was walking back to his house, he passed team eight. He went over to say 'hi' but on his way over…

Piddle-iddle-iddle

Akamaru peed on his leg. "Hey! What did you do that for?!" Naruto yelled at the small white dog.

"Naruto? What happened and why are you yelling at Akamaru?" Kiba questioned.

"Arf. Arf arf arf!" Guess.

"It was all Naruto's fault?"

"Woof!"

"How is you peeing on me my fault?!" Naruto yelled.

"Naruto, I think you should leave now," Shino said calmly.

Angry that everyone was blaming him for things he didn't do, Naruto went to the Hokage's office to see if she could do anything about it.

"I'm sorry Naruto, but people will be people and they'll blame things on you because you're not the most liked kid in the village if you haven't noticed. Either that or it's just they think they could get away with it because you're not the brightest crayon in the box either," Tsunade said attempting to comfort the blond genin.

"But that isn't fair Grandma Tsunade!" Naruto wailed.

"I know it's not Naruto, but there's nothing I can do about it unless I witness it first hand," Tsunade retorted. "Now pipe down, you're making my body ach with all your whining." As Tsunade said that, she stretched out her legs, resulting in her kicking her desk. Once her feet made contact with the desk, everything fell off of it.

Shizune, startled from the noise that just came from the office, immediately ran in to see what happened. Before her, sat a very confused Tsunade and a startled Naruto.

Shizune opened her mouth to ask what had just happened, but before any words could come out, Tsunade pointed to Naruto and said, "Whatever happened, it's all Naruto's fault!"

Naruto looked out the window, sighed and said to himself, "I should have seen that coming."