I would likey very much if peoples will review for my stories AND read my authors notes. So type 'Kakashi likes cake' in your reviews. I, not Kira, am in this story 'cause I THE ALMIGHTY LIZ can. People will act WAY OOC, so ya know. Takes place when they are 14, Sasuke no leave.

Disclaimer: You can't sue me! I don't own it!!!! Wait, Im not happy about that!-cries- also, it is currently night time in the story.

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The rookie 9, team Gai, the Sand Sibs, and Liz were sitting at Naruto's favorite ramen shack, per Naruto's request coughcoughdemandcoughcough. They hadn't said a word in over an hour, and Kankuro had left.

"…"

"…"

-slurp-

"…"

-sluuuurrrpppp-

"…"

-SLURP!-

"…"

"…"

"I BROKE THE SILENCE!!!!" Sasuke said, almost making Liz go deaf.

"YOU IDIOT! ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE US ALL GO DEAF?!" Liz said, almost making Sasuke go deaf.

"DON'T YELL AT SASUKE!" Sakura yelled at Liz.

"OH NO YOU DIDN'T!" Liz said, snapping her fingers 3 times.

"YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME GIRL?" Sakura said snapping her fingers in the same fashion. The two then got into a catfight.

"IM GONNA FINISH THIS! PIMP SLAP NO JUTSU!" Liz screamed ending the fight by pimp slapping Sakura.

"Wow. Hey Liz, are you alright?" Gaara asked. Liz smiled sweetly at him, causing him to blush.

"Of course Gaara-kun, thanks for asking!" She said, turning into a chibi and latching herself onto Gaara's leg.

"Uh, Liz, you might want to get off of Gaara." Temari said, hiding behind Shikamaru.

"What ever do you mean dearest sister of mine?" Gaara said, very un-Gaara like.

"Uh, nothing, nothing!" Temari said, warily looking at Gaara.

"SAKURA! MY DEAREST SAKURA! MY SWEET YOUTHFUL CHERRY BLOSSOM OF KONOHA! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?" said, this is a shocker, Sasuke.

Every one was like: O.O O.O O.O O.O O.O O.O O.OO.OO.O O.O O.O O.O O.O O.O …. yea, you get the idea….

"LEE!"

"GAI-SENSEI!"

"LEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"

"GAI-SENSIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"MY ULTRA COOL, YOUTHFUL STUDENT! YOU HAVE SPREAD THE MASSAGE OF YOUTH TO MORE OF THE YOUTHFULLY YOUTHFUL YOUTHS IN YOUTHFUL KONOHA! LET US SHED YOUTHFUL TEARS OF YOUTH AT THIS YOUTHFULLY YOUTHFUL DISPLAY OF YOUTH!!!!!!!!!" Gay- sensei, oops, I mean Gai- sensei screamed.

"OH MY GOD! IF YOU SAY 'YOUTH' ONE MORE TIME, IM GONNA YOUTH YOU!" Hinata screamed, suddenly fed up.

"B-b-but it-t-s ab-b-b-out y-y-YOUTH!!!" Gai-sensei said stuttering like Hinata.

As promised Hinata youthfully youthed the youthfulness out of his youthful butt.

Hinata: -glares at author-

-gulp- I mean she opened a can of butt-whop on the poor sap.

Hinata: -smiles-

Mutters: youth.

Hinata: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY??!!!

-gulps- Nothing, nothing.

Hinata: -nods sweetly- I thought so.

Anyway… Gai got the crud kicked out of him and Neji was left to clean up the mess. Unknown to him Tenten was coughcoughstalkingcoughcough him from behind a menu with eye holes that she had (A girl's gotta be prepared for these things) with her.

Suspicious...

"It is fate that I find you here." Tenten said, in a mysterious voice. Neji whirled around.

"Who said that?" Neji said confuzzled. Tenten sweat dropped. 'Seriously, he can't recognize his own teammate's voice?' she thought.

She dropped the menu, hung her head, and then turned it so she was facing Neji (It is possible to do this).

"Seriously, you can't recognize your own teammate's voice? Some genius you are." Tenten said dryly. Neji just stared.

"Come on, don't you have something to say? No lecture about how stalking is wrong? No words of advice about this? No 'never do this again'?" Tenten said surprised. Neji usually would have already launched her into a lecture by now.

"SAY SOMETHING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!!!!!" She screamed, getting up and shaking Neji by the shoulders. He had a slightly dazed look on his face, as if he had seen something wonderful.

Suddenly, Tenten realized it. 'Holy Crud.' She thought 'My hair is down.' Somewhere in between the incident with Gai-sensei and her stalker attempt, her hair had come undone.

No one, I repeat, NO ONE had EVER seen Tenten with her hair down.

"Only one thing left to do now." She whispered. She picked up the dazed Neji and set off to I-know-where.

Meanwhile with the other Ninja

"Naruto, do you think I'm pretty?" Hinata asked Naruto. They, as were all of the other ninja, were star gazing on a clearing in the forest.

"Of course I think you're pretty." Naruto replied, looking at Hinata's face that was glowing in the moonlight.

"Then you won't mind if I do this now will you?" Hinata said a smile gracing her features.

"What are you going to" Naruto was cut off by Hinata crashing her lips into his. Forgetting that they weren't alone, they pushed the kiss deeper and deeper until they were playing tonsil hockey (if you don't know what this is you are way too innocent to be reading a T rated fic). This went unnoticed by the boys only. Following Hinata's example, the girls began to ask their respected crushes the same question. To Ino, Choji, Kiba, Shino, and Lee the display of affection went unnoticed, if it had none of them chose to do anything in response.

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How will the boys react to the question? What will Tenten do to Neji? Will Naruto and Hinata realize that they aren't alone before they go too far? Will cheese rule the world? Will people remember to put 'Kakashi likes cake' in the reviews? Answers to all of these questions, ok maybe not all, and more in the next chapter!

If you listen to 'Let Me Be With You' when you read the NarutoxHinata part it sounds so sweet!

Liz