Mkay my first awesome parody with original characters. I like Yuki and Tohru, those are just alternate ways of saying their names (Since it's...well, a parody?) Based off of me and my best friend, Rachel. there are 7 chapters atm, I'll have to type up the rest shortly. Remember, Rated Teen for language! (and...nudity I guess?) Don't worry, All I do is say "Naked". It's just the Sohma characters acting awfully different! Either way, I hope you find it funny!

Part 1: Introduction

"Hello!?" Ray-Ray called, banging on the paper door.

"I Think they're not here, Ray-Ray-chan..." Sam mumbled.

Ray-Ray smiled. "Sam-chan, you saint! Of course they're here! The Almighty Creator told us to come here!!"

The wind blew over a silent moment.

Ray-Ray suddenly turned around in a rampage. "Dammit, Shigure! Open the frikin door! We know you're there!!!"

It finally opened. Shigure was there, standing sleepily. "Oh, two high school girls...I mean, yeah, we've been expecting you! Please come in."

Sam nodded sheepishly but Ray-Ray pushed past Shigure and plopped down at the table, beckoning Sam to sit next to her. Before Sam sat, however, she bowed to Shigure.

"Shigure-san...thank you very much."

"Don't bow to that pervert!" Ray-Ray cried and Sam had a minor nosebleed.

"ACK! Sorry, Sam-chan! Forgot about that word..." She ran over and hugged Sam, then dragged her to the table.

"Okay, girls. Tohru and the others should be here-"

"NO!" Ray-Ray screamed. "I want my Kyo!! Sam-chan--"

She stopped when she saw that Sam was laying under the Kotetsu (Thick blanket around the table), fast asleep.

"Ah well. She'll probably wake up when she hears Kyo screaming."

Shigure was shocked O.O "W-what exactly are you planning on doing to Kyo?"

Ray-Ray grinned devilishly. "It's a secret."

Three People burst into the room.

"Towhoreu, Puki(That's pronounced PEW-ki!), and...KYO!!"

Ray-Ray leapt out of her seat and glomped Kyo. He poofed into a cat.

"Wh, wh, what the HELL!?" he screamed.

"Kyo!" Ray-ray said happily, patting his head. He then poofed back, completely naked.

"YEAH!" Ray-ray called with enjoyment.

Meanwhile...Shigure had Sam's eyes covered.

"This is too much..."

Blood was nearly pouring from her nose now.

INNER TOHRU: Like OMG Why is that heffer (I KNOW it's spelled wrong xD) touching MY Kyo!?

Tohru smiled. "Now, Ray-Ray-san, please..."

"No!" she replied bluntly, glomping Kyo again.

Sam gave bubbly eyes. "Ray-Ray-chan...please....I think that Kyo-kun does not like your excessive glomping..."

Ray-Ray nearly cried. "Okay! Since you asked...but only for awhile! 3"

Kyo poofed back. "Now I can breathe again!"

Yuki was nearly screaming with angst..."This cannot be..." He looked at Ray-Ray. "Someone worse than Kagura!?"

"Believe it!" She replied.

"Eh!?!" Tohru said. "I guess I'll make dinner, then!"

Kyo sighed. "Good."

"Nice to meet you, Kyo-san, Yuki-san..." Sam trailed off.

Ray-Ray sat beside her. "Hey guys, you touch her, I kill you. Got it!?"

Yuki and Kyo gave her a weird look.

"And starting tomorrow, we're all going to your school!" She added.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Kyo and Yuki wailed in unison.

Preview!~ School...Lunch...bathrooms!? The Almighty Creator!? Why do they have to go to OUR school!? Eh!? Who IS that Yankee girl!?

Hope you enjoyed!!