Yukino and Hachiman was walking along the street one day. They met 5 minutes ago and the awkward silence between them had ensued ever since.
The Yukino broke the silence.
"Hachiman, say nigger 10 times pls."
"Niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger"
Fuck you you said nigger eleven times, now say it hundred times pls, Yukino chided.
So Hachiman took a deeeeep breath and then let out a torrent of ebonics slurs.
"Nigger ngiger nigger nigger nigggggerrrrrr nigger nigeer gnier gnierr rniger niger nigggger nigger ngierrerrrrrrrrr niggerrr nigger nigger nigger nigger niggerrrrrrr
nigerg niggger nigger nigger nigger nigger niggggerrrrrr niger niggger nigger nigger niger nigggger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger niggerrrrr nigerrrr nigger nigger nigger niggerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..."
"Ayooo whachu sayin' white boi!" Hachiman was interrupted by an actual nigger. The nigger tried to beat him up but was shot by the cops.
"Ha, stupid nigger," Yukino spat on the dead dumbass nigger's body.
Then she turned towards the cops.
"Don't think I'll let y'all go. Cops are pigs too."
Then she noscoped each and every one of them to death. Then she and Hachiman took the police car and drove to a nigger orphanage. Then she 360 noscoped every one of the filthy nigglets in the body. Then she was met with BLM protestors. That she noscoped as well.
Prophet Mohammad was impressed with her noscope skills, she appointed Yukino as Aphrodite, the god of love. Yukino then trained a bunch of shotas to make mortals fall in love. However, instead of shooting love arrows at potential partners, they noscoped these people with love ammo.
So the next time you successfully fall in mutual love with someone, remember that the credit goes to one of Yukino Al Shiite's disciples.
