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"Why did you stop?" Chanel frowned.

#5 bit her lip, and then after a long pause asked, "Chanel... do, do you think you could take over just for a bit?"

"Don't be ridiculous #5!" Chanel exclaimed, "That would be like super gay, and I've told you like a million times, I'm not gay."

#5 frowned, and look down to check she hadn't imagined it, and no, they were both really naked except for the dildo which was currently buried inside her and strapped around Chanel's waist. Then she looked back at the other blonde and pointed out, "But we've been having sex for hours?"

"We most certainly have not!" Chanel practically screamed.

"We haven't?" #5 frowned.

"Of course not." Chanel said, before sighing, "God #5, don't you know it's only gay if your giving, not receiving? So the past few hours was just me graciously allowing my total lesbo of a minion to masturbate me, and just because I'm wearing the dick now doesn't change anything as long as I'm nice and still. So you, as the gay one, have to keep doing all the work, otherwise you make this weird."

There was another long pause and then #5 asked, "What about when you went down on me?"

"That was just me being gracious enough to make sure you were ready for the dildo, duh?" Chanel pointed out, "Besides, I'm super straight, so obviously anything I do with a girl doesn't count as sex."

Yet another long pause and then #5 admitted, "I don't get it."

"That's because you're a moron." Chanel huffed, "Now do you want to cum or not?"

There was a brief pause and then #5 sighed and started bouncing up and down again.