This is my first fic. R&R but nothing mean.
Disclaimer- I do not own Pokemon, but I wish I did!!
If you are wondering the italics is me announcing. I am talking in a boy voice.
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Chapter One: Ash
Know your stars, Know your stars, know your stars…
Ash: Where am I
Sit down Ash
Ash: Ok weird voice from no where
Ash Ketchum wears three pairs of underwear
Ash: Ok what is in your head…. And Who Are You?
Ash Ketchum is in love with Misty but is cheating on her
Misty comes down from stands and kicks him
Ash: Why did you say that? I'm not cheating on her!!
But do you like her?
Ash: Uhh….NO!!
Ash Ketchum is part of Team Rocket
Ash: They are my enemy. Why would I join them?
It's your life. Don't ask me! I would not make something up about you.
Ash: Uhh you just did
Ash Ketchum is about to be hit by a laser beam.
Ash: Ok who are you and why would I…..Ahh
A laser set a beam towards Ash!
Ash: Are you some kind of freak or something? I'm outta here
Now you know Ash Ketchum, the boy who joined team rocket and wears 3 pairs of underwear everyday who cheats on Misty
Ash: Somebody help ME!!
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I did the best I could
I will update ASAP
I like making fun of people. Next up is May! I am Evil! See ya
Ash (My name is Ash too but it is just short for Ashling. Ok?)
