This is my first fic. R&R but nothing mean.

Disclaimer- I do not own Pokemon, but I wish I did!!

If you are wondering the italics is me announcing. I am talking in a boy voice.

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Chapter One: Ash

Know your stars, Know your stars, know your stars…

Ash: Where am I

Sit down Ash

Ash: Ok weird voice from no where

Ash Ketchum wears three pairs of underwear

Ash: Ok what is in your head…. And Who Are You?

Ash Ketchum is in love with Misty but is cheating on her

Misty comes down from stands and kicks him

Ash: Why did you say that? I'm not cheating on her!!

But do you like her?

Ash: Uhh….NO!!

Ash Ketchum is part of Team Rocket

Ash: They are my enemy. Why would I join them?

It's your life. Don't ask me! I would not make something up about you.

Ash: Uhh you just did

Ash Ketchum is about to be hit by a laser beam.

Ash: Ok who are you and why would I…..Ahh

A laser set a beam towards Ash!

Ash: Are you some kind of freak or something? I'm outta here

Now you know Ash Ketchum, the boy who joined team rocket and wears 3 pairs of underwear everyday who cheats on Misty

Ash: Somebody help ME!!

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I did the best I could

I will update ASAP

I like making fun of people. Next up is May! I am Evil! See ya

Ash (My name is Ash too but it is just short for Ashling. Ok?)