A/N: I just love the Akatsuki. Or is it making of fun of of them? -shrugs- Same thing.

Disclaimer: You all already know, please don't make me say it.

Naruto: She doesn't own me, dattebayo!

Or Deidara-kun -sniff-

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Saturday, June 3rd

Dear Diary,

Tobi is being an idiot again. He stole my C4-class clay and is using it as, can you believe it, as...as...

"Deidara-senpaaiiii! I'm out of Play-doh!"

He is SO dead, un. But I have to admit, his perfect replica of The Statue of David is astounding.

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Sunday, June 11th

Dear Diary,

I miss Sasori no danna. When we were bored, he used to make awesome puppet shows. After he died, I managed to salvage some of his puppets, so hopefully, Tobi won't find them and do anything stupid.

"Deidara-senpaaiiii! Pinocchio's on fire!"

Too late. Oh,well. At least we won't run out of firewood.

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Friday, June 16th

Dear Diary,

Tobi stole Hidan's head again during his ritual. For what, I don't know.

"Deidara-senpaaiiii! We're playing baseball, wanna play? Kisame is letting us use his Samehada for a bat!"

"Tobi, when I get my body back I swear by Jashin that I'm gonna fuckin' kill ya!"

You can try, Hidan. You can try. I will love you forever if you do.

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Thursday, June 22nd

Dear Diary,

Did I mention Tobi is an incompetent idiot? And, he's such a useless cook. This morning, he blew up the kitchen. I'm so hungry.

"Deidara-senpaaiiii! Can we order Sushi?"

I think I just heard Kisame hurl.

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Tuesday, June 27th

Dear Diary,

I'm really bored. Tobi is watching his stupid morning cartoons and he won't let me watch my soap-operas! TT I wanna know if Sayuri caught Sanzo cheating on her with Momo.

"Deidara-senpaaiiii! Come watch Nickelodeon with me!"

Hell no. I need a vacation, un.

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Tuesday, July 4th

Dear Diary,

I hate Itachi. He thinks he's so badass. Pft, for what, 'cuz he can get any girl he wants? So he's got looks, and power. Big deal. I bet he and Kisame are an item, if you know what I mean.

"Deidara-senpaaiiii! Could you not talk to yourself out loud while you write? Itachi-sama's eyes are turning red."

Deidara never wrote his next sentence.

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Hello, Deidara-senpai's Diary!

Deidara-senpai is busy at the moment. So, I'll be writing instead!

"Tobi! Help me! Heeeeeeeelllllllllp!"

Tobi will be a VERY good boy.

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A/N: Michaelangelo owns the Satue of David, Pinocchio belongs to Disney, and there is no way in heaven or hell that I'll ever own Nickelodeon.

Next victim, Itachi.

So, funny, hilarious, possibly the stupidest thing you ever read? I won't know unless you review, so press the pretty purple button!