One-shot on the power of liquor.

If any typos, it's likely because the characters are drunk.

Wasted


It was Mead Day on Berk. On this day the teens of Berk would, for the first time in their lives, drink the so-called heavenly elixir that was mead.

"Come on Hiccup, the ceremony is starting", yelled Stoick, from the front door of their house.

"Dad, you're the chief. Nothing starts without you being there to lead it, ya idiot." Hiccup retorted as he walked down the stairs, his prosthetic clicking as he did so.

"Are you calling your father an idiot?" Stoick questioned his son, a slight tone of annoyance in his voice.

"Of course not. I'm calling my chief an idiot." Hiccup answered.

Stoick laughed at this. "Good one son." He stated before turning around and heading for the Great Hall.


Once in the Great Hall, Hiccup and the teens sat around the large stone table as Stoick made his speech.

"Today, our children, become adults. Today, they drink."

Once he was finished, the crowd cheered and the first rounds of mead were brought before the worried teens.

Hiccup stared at Astrid, and saw that she too was worried, but she reassured him, raising her glass.

"Cheers." he said.


The hours passed quickly and by the time they left, they had been drinking for 5 hours.

"Hey, guys." Snotlout shouted at the others. "lets go hang out at the fjords."

That –hic- is an awesome idea." Said Hiccup who was leaning heavily on Astrid, who in turn was still drinking from a tankard of ale.

The other teens agreed and in time, they reached the fjords, Ruffnut being the slowest as she had picked up food, because they were getting hungry.

When they did, Tuffnut broke the silence;

"So, who's ready to get naked?"

Everyone stared at him but just smiled and started stripping down. They were just too wasted to care.


During the night, the teens did some pretty crazy things.

They started with a game of "spin the half-filled wine bottle" and Astrid unfortunately had to kiss Snotlout and Ruffnut, the former of which, she punched in the face.

They went skinny dipping and Hiccup jumped in from the top of the waterfall, which resulted in a dislocated shoulder, which was fortunately pushed back in with little pain thanks to the alcohol.

They ate some of the food, that is until they started a food fight, which ended with Snotlout being slapped in the face by a yak leg. And in the end, they all passed out; Tuffnut laying on his front, Snotlut half submerged in the lake, Ruffnut laying on Fishlegs' stomach and Hiccup and Astrid and laying beside each other holding hands.

They slept on, unaware of how hungover they would be come morning.


Woo

And that children, is what happens when you drink, so please, DON'T DRINK.