IT WAS A GOURGUS DAY IN THA COMON WELTH. PIPER AND HE FRIDSN NORA WERE DOIN A THING FGOR A FRIEND OF THEIRS WHICH THEY SHARED COMONLY KNOWS A S NILK VILETINO WHO WAS A DETECT IVE. HE WAS DOING A CASE AND WAS A LAZY POEICE OC SHIT SO HE GOT THE HELP OIF THE VAULT DWELLR ANFD THE REPORTED. :oh shi" said nick;l. "what iut be nilkio?" saif pipe cleaner. c"IT THA MYDSTERUNS STANGLER!?" "oh. thats nice." retorted Nora who had a large big boy mininuke launcher in her big meaty arms. "i hav caugt" sed nickle val. "thats pretty cool. sed the repordter and the vau;lyt dwellr. suddlenty after hearing a big loud scary gun go off sniper did a jump chan. IT Was the INSTANTTIT! AND THEY WER HER 4 NORA! OOH HEK! a big vbad instittue came up to the trio abd said. "u guiz ar douin me a really big heck and io need u to stop dis at once before i nuke the shit out of u." "oh ok." said nickleback, noir, and reported at the same ytime because theu weere NSYNC with eachuddr. the gang stops diong the heck but they blow up tge instit because it makes them realy sad anfd reallt anger. after the big ol boom boom, nora was like "o shit i wonder if thers any temrinals around thaty have mincrarft 4k running on them that would be so fucking lit." nip and pip agreed then set out to find the mincrif 4kkk termail yto play and no9t to be sad because they were sad. everyone is sad. im sad. help me. :( they went to diam0ond city and talked to mayo mcdunugh abut the 4k minecwaf and he said rthat if they awas a serchin for it thta they shou tl take a gander in the glowing sea in a big hole. "all the cool shit in in rely big holes" said mayor. then he was shot and was a synth so he was shot again but after they forund him sectert 0out. pipr did a heckin big report on that shit and shot him again becuas e she shoot. pew pew. the trio set off to find rthew mincraft. thye decided to recruti some other nibbas first tho. they got brittish robutt codsworhtless and cait. cait was ";oh sheit let us engage inlocal multiplayer of the minecraft. i shall host the world on my gaming pc that i had discovered in the ruins of a comic book store. its pretty lit." everyone else grabbed their gaming pcs and laptops and went 2 the glo9wing swa. codsworth said "cherio" everyone said "LOL:" said everyone. with baig ass bags full of gear the fagots banas=dss made it to the glkaiong sea. "o shit where look" they said. "it has found !" sed paper written. they wenrt to the cave and found mincraf an put it on a usb and went back to skankuatre to play the crafitng mine. at santuaru they played mincraft it waas lit. that shit was in 4k r baou t4400 minutes of playing minecraft hardcore in4K RESOLUTIOJN a big scary deATH CLAWE CAME TO HRTE SETTLEMYTN HUNGRY FOR LITL REPORD AND BIG MENTAL PEIPOLEL!. IT ATE CAIT! OH NO (i odnt like hrert veru much in the a mreany) the crwe sti;;l play8ijnhg minecraftv didint even notinve that ciat was eat they continu they game. it was a really good. the angry bad boiu dethcraw then try to eat the facees of teh peepl like nora and piper and codwort and the other huy. bu t they givee him a hecking big shoot and he die and cai sitll dead but noone carfd :(. after the murder th4ey went back to the game untill... RADERS CAME AND TOOK THEYR MINEFARTT! THEYRE VERYOO ANGRERY! nora as thgre main attcter go after tthre radiers and pulls out a gun and do a shoot but reakisx htta she migt shot he MINCRAF!. So she do not :( the radiers poo on the hosues and on prestenon for markinh the maps! this makin every on angry so they need to form a plan to find thos nasty buttholes that took their mineCRAFT! (in 4k) but then they all died of radiantoin poision becuz of the gloijnsea. except cpdswpoth amd niclkel because they are riobots and robots cant die forem rads :(

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