HolyTiger34: hey sup peoples! How zit goin'… by the way I'm keeping this name … but still I have a friend I wanna introduce to you! Say hi. (Don't worry I asked him if I could do this and he said yes)
HellHound12: … (I have an overwhelming urge to chase him…"
HolyTiger34: wat's wrong? Cat got your tongue? Just kidding, that would b disgusting. (oh man he looks hungry)
HellHound12: shut your mouth and get to the disclaimer already… (Shut up stomach…)
HolyTiger34: k k I'll get to it I don't own anything from Kingdom Hearts (Wish I did… why is he looking at me like that?)
Roxas: hey guys
HolyTiger34: hey Roxas, wats up? (help me!!!)
HellHound12: great, I hear dead weight approaching (And it's not Roxas… Tiger's looking appetizing right now…)
Roxas: hey Demyx
Demyx: whoa! Cool dog! It'll be my pet!
HellHound12: hey I ain't no dog! And I'm not gonna start now!
Xigbar: let's get 'em!
HellHound12: AAAAAAHHHH!!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HolyTiger34: well on with the story, :3 c u!!! (That was a close call!)
Chapter 1: Is This … Love?
Day 152: Saix called Xion a mistake … I felt mad… I felt like I wanted to smack him and make him take it back… I feel so different when I think about Xion I get weird warm feelings inside when she complements me. I have no idea why I've never felt this way about any one, Axel calls it love… do I really love Xion?
POV: Roxas
"Xion? Are you ok?"
"Yeah I'll be fine…"
"I'm sure he didn't mean it…"
"…"
"ROOOOOOOOOOOOXXXAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS!!! XXXXXXXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOONNNN!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!!???!!!!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!"
"*sigh* yes Axel?"
"You guys have to come see this!!!!"
"What is it?" But it was too late he was gone. I looked over at Xion and back at the door.
"Let's go" she said. We walked out the door and headed to the grey room. Everyone was there even Xemnas which was weird since I only see him in the throne room. In the middle of the circle was … Marluxia? No, something's different
"How?" Xigbar asked. Zexion just calmly shrugged. (Zexion's flash back: Marluxia is standing in front of Zexion who is reading a book. "Whatcha readin'?" "Nothing now leave me alone." She always asked this, "You reading something boring?" "No" "U reading something nerdy?" "No" "U reading porn?" A vein popped "Yanvoka Nexion!" … !?!?!?!??!)
"I used a spell that reveals what you truly are… and well… this happened, and it's completely irreversible." Then I finally saw him… or should I say her… I saw Marluxia except she had curves like a women, a hot woman.
"So you're a… girl now?" Lexaeus muttered. I laughed and Xion did too.
"…Yes." She said in a much higher voice than normal. I saw Demyx turn around and whispered 'score' and pumped his arms down. Xemnas rubbed his temples.
"I can't believe one of my top agents is a transsexual," he whispered under his breath.
"So these are, for real?" Demyx asked as she touched her *ahem* boobs. Marluxia twitched.
"Yes, now don't touch me… it'll take me a while to adjust to these "changes"."
"Wanna adjust over dinner?" Demyx asked innocently as possible.
"Tck ask me later." She winked, now if she was a he that would've been blown off but for the rest of us (excluding Xion) now that he is a she well… it turned us all on.
"Oh don't worry I will." Demyx smiled. I turned to face Axel.
"Is that how you ask a girl out?" I felt a pair of eyes leave Marluxia and watch me.
"Yeah, unlike you I've done it a couple of times… one of which to Larxene, she said yes." He gave me a thumbs up.
"Could you teach me then I really wanna ask um… someone."
"Trust me now that Marluxia's a girl she's way outta your league."
"Not her someone else," I whispered.
"Just ask, it's not a trade Roxas." Truly I didn't know how to ask that.
"How?" I sighed.
"Just say these words: 'will you go on a date with me?'"
"Whoa, Axel!" Lexaeus popped out of nowhere, "I had no idea you were like that toward guy's."
"But, I was just," He motioned towards where I used to be standing (I moved more to the right to get away from the crowd) but now Xion was there except farther away (by a few feet).
"Pedo," he muttered.
"But!" it was too late he was gone.
" Grr… got it memorized? Easy as pie … but their answer is what makes it so hard." (Hm past experience maybe?)
"K, got it, thanks Axel." I turned around to see Xion looking at me in the corner of her eye.
"You need something?" I asked.
"You're avoiding the real question you wanna ask me, and yes, I will go on a date with you." She flashed me a grin with my mouth hanging open.
"Wow! You didn't even need to ask! You show promise, Roxas!" Axel smiled at me.
"Where are you gonna take me?"
"How about the beach? work is slow now, so wanna go?"
"Sure! Just let me change."
"Whoa you even got her to get into a bathing suit! On the first date! I am humbled by your skills." Axel did a Chinese bow to me. I just laughed.
"Oh I see now… she likes you that's how you got so far in one sitting."
"You really think she loves me?" I got excited I didn't know why, I mean no one has ever loved me before.
"Yup, girls take a while to get ready for dates so might wanna get entertained by something." I walked over to Demyx since nothing is his specialty cool stuff always happens to him. (the following takes place in Demyx's POV)
"Hey, Marluxia, wanna come help me feed my dog?"
"No way Demyx, this is probably a trick to get me alone with you." Crap! I thought she's figuring it out my plan! Oh well she doesn't have all of it.
"You probably wanted me to go in your room too." Damn she's good!
"Well, whatever I probably should feed him any way…" I walked off toward my room to my new pet
Roxas' POV
I heard I roar from a deadly monster followed by a girly scream.
"That must be Demyx…" Saїx sighed.
"I'm gonna go help him." Marluxia ran off with those words.
"Should the rest of us help him?" Axel asked. Xemnas looked at Saїx then at his room then back at Saїx.
"Nah," We all said at the same time. But then we heard
"AH! WHOA THAT THING IS BIG!" It sounded a little like Marluxia.
"I know right! Just don't struggle and stand still!!!" It sounded like Demyx. Axel's eyes got wide as we crowded around the door.
"Ah! Ok then… ow! Ouch!"
"Just spread your legs out and it shouldn't hurt as much!"
"Whoa! Hang on! I'm-uh I'm-um I'm coming!" By this time Axel and Zigbar's eyes are wide open looking at the door then each other. Saїx and Xemnas were grabbing their eyes and head chanting:
"Don't look in the room, don't look in the room, don't look in the room!" I pushed open the door to find them wrestling with the HellHound I saw at the start of the day. I turned around trying to look as surprised as possible; while everyone crowded around me, eyes open wide. I said:
"Yup they're totally doing each other really hard." I nodded my head up and down. Zexion looked up from his book.
"Then they must be being recorded by Vexen… he always studying sex and porn, and he makes books of his studies."
"Like the porn you always read?" Zigbar said.
"!!! Hey! These are supposed to be private books!!!! And it's not porn!!!!!"
"Not so private anymore!"
"Wait! So Vexen makes and studies porn?" We all nodded, "Got to go!" and Axel was gone in a flash
"Poor Axel," Xemnas shook his head, "A slave… to the sex drive…" we all looked at our leader then nodded.
"We are all slaves to that…" Xaldin exhaled.
"No, I'm not I can control it," Xemnas said in that monotone voice.
"*Ahem?*" Saїx took out a porn magazine.
"That isn't mine," Xemnas looked down. Saїx turned it over revealing: Property of Xemnas.
"You wrote that on it." Saїx pointed out: If you find this bring back to me, Xemnas, the owner of this book, because I loves me some porn!!!!!! So yeah.
"Damn it," Xemnas said looking down. We all broke into laughter.
Xion's POV
I was getting ready for my date with Roxas when Larxene entered my room. Then alova sudden a question pops into my mind. It's about everything all the guys talk about.
"Larxene?" I asked.
"Yeah?"
"What's sex?" her eyebrows popped up, and gave me a look.
"How old are you?" A little off topic?!
"13"
"And you don't know what sex is!? Wow! I bet even Roxas knows, and he's a dumbass!" I felt a vein pop on my head.
"Just answer the question!" I felt furious when she called Roxas a dumbass, and I don't even know why. She let out a sigh.
"Just remember, I'm pretty blunt. Sex is when a guy places his dick in our vagina, and pumps up and down really fast til…"
"Ok I get the picture." So…
"Everyone's always talking about their first date with you… it always ended that way… that's why I asked."
"I didn't ask you why, but yeah it always does I've done everyone except you of course and Roxas." That's good I thought… why do I have an urge to- never mind.
"Well, I have a date to be at, so bye!" I grabbed my bag and left my room to see the boys tease Zexion of reading Vexen's "studies" whatever those were.
"Hi, Roxas, I'm ready to go," he turned to look at me and his jaw dropped open.
"Wow! Xion! You look… great!!" Lexaeus again popped out of nowhere.
"According to your facial expression, great isn't the word you're looking for." He stalked away.
"Really? I just freshened up," I had my trunks already in a bag, I had food, and a tent … just in case but, I was nervous as hell!
"Let's go then," I opened a corridor to the Destiny Islands. We walked in. the thing is… I didn't know Axel locked our way back…
Larxene's POV
She left me alone and I was still bored. I took a stroll back to my room to see a familiar face leaning on the door frame.
"Oh, it's you…"
"What? Not happy to see me?"
"No I am, it's just it's not every day I see a hottie with spiky hair in front of my door."
"You wanna go out again? Roxas gave me an idea and I'm really aroused right now."
"Why go out? I'm too lazy."
"Then let's not, we have a room right here."
"We were in here last week, remember?"
"Yeah, I got it memorized…"
Luxord's POV
I laughed my laugh when Zexion was cornered as we laughed at his public porn watches. At least when I watch it, it stays private… hehehe. Any way Roxas had to leave on his first date with Xion (it's about time if you ask me…) I guess he finally laid down the ace of his deck and finally got her to say yes, a big stroke of luck on his part. But the day got weirder and weirder I mean Demyx and Marluxia were still at it (for about an hour, give or take) and they finally run out of the room and slam the door. Not to mention their clothes were torn and messed up and Demyx's nose was bleeding. I could've sworn on the other side of the door I heard: "You stupid kitty! I was about to-"
"We don't kill story characters Hound! I trust you know that!"
"He made me his pet!!"
"Let's just get out of here before I have to restrain you again…"
Then I snapped back to what we call reality.
"Hey, where've you two been?" Xaldin let out in a deep tone.
"Where else would we be? In my room of course!"
"Not that you did anything "physical" or anything like that…" I muttered
"And we had fun together no thanks to you!"
"…"
"…"
"…" whe had a brief awkward silence moment. I wonder how Roxas' date's going…
Roxas' POV
We played in the water all day after the lunch we had fun, slpashing and talking but, even the sweetest dream must end… until…
"!!!!!!" we were still in our bathing suits…
"I can't open the corridor!" I panicked I knew I had the tent but my chest might explode from how nervous I might be.
"And it's getting late…"
"I got a tent…"
"Yeah that's a great idea! Let's sleep over!" I wanted to faint right there.
"Cool I'll set it up."
"I'll get the food ready."
"Great…"
!#$
We finished dinner and we were getting tired, so we got in the tent. I got one side while she got the other it was a pretty roomy tent.
"Roxas?"
"Yeah?"
"I…I had a great time today…"
"I'm glad…"
"Can we do it again?"
"Sure, if you want…"
"Yeah…"
She drifted off to sleep and I could hear her breathing. I was about to leave for dream land until...
"Roxas………"
"Yes, Xion?" oh she's still out.
"Roxas…… *mumble mumble*…… hehehe……I…I need to… you something…" I got really close to her now to hear what she had to say.
"I love you… Roxas." I don't really know how to describe what I was feeling at the moment but to put it simply… I exploded inside… I quickly got a hold of myself and a grin grew across my face
"I love you too, Xion"
Xion's POV
I opened my other eye to see him roll over to his side of the tent. My plan worked!! I knew it!!! A smile formed across my smart face and I closed my eyes. He loves me…
TO B CONTINUED
For you people I made this because I really wanted to know what it would be like if they had hearts and acted their age. So yeah, any way I'd like to give credit to my friend HellHound12 and Xirec. Xirec isn't his real name but if you unscramble his name and replace the x with something or nothing and get it right I will include the first one as a temp. oc for my next chap. C u!
