Hey Dudes, I thought of this story one night in my bed. Pretty awkward, but that's what it is. This story won't be long, it's supposed to be humorous and dramatic, so enjoy!

Not much more to know, so yeah.

I made up their sons name, I had zero clue what to name this little fart.

And reviews...I like them...Yes, I like them a lot.


"Midna…"

The twilight realm princess wipes the tear out of her eye, staring into our hero's eyes, face-to-face. The gentle winds of the Hyrule Field blew her long orange hair back, as she slowly touched his cheek, not looking away from each other. Link slowly put his hands on top of her hand that was touching his cheek.

"We've gone through a hell of a ride together, Link…I can't thank you enough." Midna's eyelids lower, "but now that my body has transformed to my true self, I have to-" she pauses, "I promise you'll stay in my heart…forever."

Link tries to speak, but she puts her finger over his lips. "Shh," she gently says, "Don't speak, you'll make things harder.." she takes her finger away from his lips, he stares back at her, into her dark red eyes. He truly was caught by her beauty. "I need you to do one thing for me, Link…"

Midna takes her two fingers and lifts up Link's chin to her level, leaving their faces parallel, slowly inching closer to his lips. She whispered softly to him, "Link…"

Link..

Link…

Link….

Link, wake up!

Link repetitively blinks his eyes waking up to see Zelda calling out to him, with a bucket of water in one hand, and the other on her hip. "Aww," she whines, "I was hoping to dump this bucket of water on you if you." she shakes her head, "You're such a heavy sleeper!"

"Yeah.." he says, running his eyes, "we don't need a repeat of that."

Link smiles, then elevates from the bed, shaking out his bed-head. The homely smell of firewood and evergreen trees flustered Link's nose as he yawned. "C'mon, I need you up, we got a long day!" Zelda puts the bucket down, then steps back. A little figure comes running into the Hyrule castle bedroom.

"Daddy - Daddy - Daddy!" A child's voice yelled. Link turned to the arch of the exit to see his child running with his short legs towards the bed, then hopping on the bed to hug his father.

"Whoa, little man!" Link embraced his son, "Hey, you scout!" he rubbed his head. Zelda leaned her back on the tallboy dresser, smiling at the two bonding and laughing with each other. The gentle breeze from the window set the mood as the happy family was together. She walked over to them and picked up her son.

"Okay, Kolyn, come to mommy, squirt." Zelda said softly, grabbing him from the back, lifting him up as the child solely resisted and whined, "Daddy has to get ready. Right?" she raises her eyebrow at him, expecting a yes.

Link looks at his wife with a puzzled face expression. "Yeah…" he slowly said, "and daddy is waiting as to why he's getting ready...so early?" he said confused.

The princess made a finger motion to 'come here' as she left the bedroom with their son. Link stretched his arms out as he left the bed, putting on his clothing. His dirty-blonde hair never needed brushing, it always fell into place. He truly was a ladies man, there's no doubting that. On his way downstairs to the kitchen, he saw the beautiful princess turn around, almost in slow motion, as the sunlight hit her glowing face and blonde hair. The view of that made him grin.. Then her face went emotionless.

"Link." she folded her arms and her lips puckered to the side, "I need you to get some milk from the market."

Link's jaw dropped, "That's what you called me down for?!"

Her face went sour, like she was about to punch him. Link immediately closed his mouth and caught his words. He sighed, "All right. You're the boss."

"Daddy!" their toddler was the size up to Zelda's calf. He looked like Link more than he did Zelda. He always carried a blue soother in his mouth or in his small palms and with his matching blue top.

He straddled from behind his mom, "Will you-you get me my-my-" Zelda picked her child up and walked over to Link, "He wants his milk, now go." she gave him a warm smile and a gesture telling him to leave.

Link shrugged, and put on his Hyrule shield and master sword, making his way out to the grand balcony of the castle. The sun beamed down on him, then felt a hand on his shoulder gently being placed. He turned around to see Zelda's face, then turned and faced her with their son in her hands, smiling and cheerful as he always is.

"Be careful now." she smiled as she pushed her hair back with her free hand, "I don't care how many people you've saved, I don't want you getting into trouble."

"You worry too much, princess." he smirked. They both inched in closer as their lips touched passionately, saying their goodbye. From moving away from her face, he saw his son's hand stretch towards him. He kissed the top of his little head and pinched his cheek. "Later little buddy."

As Link descended down the stairs, he passed the trusty horse Epona, patting the horses neck. He looked back at his wife and child waving to him farewell. "Hurry, Link, or you won't taste my amazing cooking in time!" she cheered. "Bye-bye, Daddy!" Kolyn mumbled.

"Yeah, just promise you won't burn down the kitchen this time." he laughed, as he turned around to head down to the market.

"Don't you worry," a posted guard commented, "we'll be on heavy surveillance this time...our princess may be beautiful, but she needs to brush up on her cooking skills."

The hero nodded, and head out to the castle market in search for milk.

Yes…Milk.