(Edward walks in from his Hunting trip)

Rennessme-"Daddy!" *runs to him*

Edward- "Hey sweet Heart, have you and Alice had fun today?' *looks around and exspecting to see Alice, but he can's find her*

Edward- "Honey, where is aunt Alice?"

Nessie-*smiles and points at a big pile of toys*

Edward-* goes over to the toy pile after reading Alice's thought's and moves a few toys and finds Alice laying very still* "Alice?'

Alice-" Im exhausted!

" She can wear a vampire out!"

Edward-*Chuckles and helps her up from the toy pile*

Emmett-"Help, Help!"

Edward- *reads his mind and chuckles*

*Emmett walks down the staires, wearing his regular clothes and but his face has makeup smeared all over his face*

Nessie-"uncle Emmie is perrty!" * claps her hands together*

Alice-"Sweetie, its pretty.' *giggles*

Edward- *smiles and picks Rennessme up in his arms* "Yes, he does look pretty!' *chuckles*

Emmett-"shut up Edward, at least im hot!!!"

Edward- "this explains so much...This is why he fights like a girl!"

Emmett- "Those are fighting words!!" *growls*

Edward-* hands Rennessme to Alice* "Ok big guy, come on, or should I say....big girl!

Emmett- *Crouches down into his hunting position*

Esme- "Not in here you don't *pushes them outside*

Edward- *comes back in the house* "I dont need to fight, I don't fight with girls." *chuckles*

Bella- "well you gave me a heck of a fight last night!" *smiles*

Edward- *leans down and kisses her and whispers in Bella's ear* "exspect another tonight!"

Bella- "can't wait, now I am being drug out again on another shopping spree, so I need you to whatch Rennessme." *gives him a goodbye kiss and walks out the door*

*all the girls are gone shopping*

Carlisle- "ok, the girls are gone, you know what that means!"

Emmett- "Tea Time!!!!!"

Carlisle- "Grap the tea set!!!"

Emmett- "Im going to get dressed!" *runs up the staires*

*Edward is sitting on the couch reading Rennessme a story, hears them and rolls his eyes*

Emmett- "Make sure you close the curtains!" *he yells from upstaires*

Carlisle- "Jazz, Its tea time!"

*Jasper walks down the staires dressed in the most beautiful purple formal gown, with white heels and white gloves*

*Everyone stops what they are doing and look at Jasper decend from the staires* "oh... Look at you!"

Emmett- "Oh you look so beautiful!

Jasper- "Thank you, I love your dress as well.'

Edward looks over at Emmett and Carlisle nad they are in dresses to, Emmett is in a pink polka dotted knee high dress, and Carlisle is in a black and gold one shoulder dress that comes to his ankles*

Emmett- "Oh honey, your eye liner is smearingm let me help. *licks his finger and tries to wipe off the smeared eyeliner, but Jasper stops him*

Jasper- *talks out of his girlie voice* "Dude!" "ok you have went to far with this one!"

Emmett- *talks in his girlie voice* "sorry Janice.....please forgive me..."

Janice (Jasper)- "its ok" *back in his girlie voice*

*Edward walks down the staircase with little Rennessme in his arms, she is wearing her tea party dress*

Emmett- "Oh, look at that beautiful little girl....*wipes his happy tears away* "you are beautiful."

Rennessme- "thank you uncle Emmie, daddy am i pertty?"

Edward-"No baby, you are more than pretty, you are gourgous!" *kisses her on the cheek and sits her on her feet and she runs to Carlisle*

Janice-"oh emma?'

emma (emmett)- "yes Janice?"

Janice- "Our little Edna isnt dressed, he is still in his.... filthy man clothes!"

Emma-"ewwie, Edna take those off.... *Edward inturrupts him*

Edward- "Hang on, did you just call me Edna....?"

Emma- "Yes silly, its your girlie name!"

Edward- "Im a DUDE!"

Janice- "lets get this show on the road!"

Emma-"Now, Now Janice, lets not get our panties in a wad, OH!" *jasper gives him a evil look* "you better smooth out that evil facial expression you are giving me before you get wrinkles!"

Janice- "Oh, I don't want to have wrinkles, they are so EWWWIE!"

Carlie(Carlisle)-"tea is served!"

Everone sits around the table with their tea, except Edward, who is leaning against the wall whatching*

Edward- "this is pathedic, except you sweetheart *talking to Rennessme* you are the only one its ok for because you are a girl.

Emma- "you are just jelous."

Edward- "*talks in a girlie voice* "you know,,, like that is so totally it!" *uses sarcasm and rolls his eyes*

Janice- *in his regular voice* "Shut up before I beat the living......."

Emma-"No, girls don't talk like that!" *giggles while he sips his tea*

Jasper continues with is girlie voice* ".....Before I.....hug you to death * *holds his fist out for Edward to see and whisers."Lator I will beat you and then smiles at Emma and sips his tea with his pinky up"

Carlie- "Oh, where ever did you learn that?" *holds his pinky up*

Janice- "on the lady channel on the tv."

Carlie- "oh, how delightful!"

Emma- "now Edna....*Edward inturrupts*

Edward- "MY NAME IS NOT EDNA! " I AM A MAN!" "Im not in this, and neither is Rennessme, *graps Nessie and runs to the cottage*

Emma- *crys softly* "Im not just some dirt that you can throw outside, I Have feelings!"

Carlie- "Do you need a hug?"

Emma- "Yes, Group hug!

*Alice pops out of no where* "....And Cut! ok that's a wrap!"

Emma- "you were all filming us?"

Rosalie- "yes, and its hularious!"

Jasper- "how could you babe?" *walks over to Alice*

Alice- "because we can babe, and we want you all to stop this girlie stuff, thats what we are suppose to do!"

Jasper- *already in his normal clothes* "whatever you say babe...."

Bella- "Im so glad that my baby wasnt in this!" *runs to the cottage and runs in the front door and sees Edward and Rennessme playing tea*

Edward- "Hi, Im Edna!"

Bella passes out*

Edward- "bella, love are you ok?" I was just kidding"

Bella- "please dont do that again. *kisses him*

I hoped you enjoyed this, and I do love all the Cullens, I just had this idea. ENJOY! Thank you for reading!!!!!