Jack had just finished brushing his teeth when he inspected his cheeks and chin.
'Hmm... Guess I actually have to shave today,' he thought to himself as he felt his cheeks. 'Now I know why Sam was complaining when she kissed me this morning.' Then he grinned. Thinking of Sam always seemed to do that to him. He was starting to get worried that he was getting sappy in his old age.
He complained about his age a lot. He knew he was quite fit for a man nearing his fifties, but still, he was also always worried that Sam would find someone else, who was younger, or smarter, or both. He knew he didn't have to worry about it, because he was pretty secure in her love, but he still had this little bit of paranoia in him.
But after a few minutes of contemplating all this, he thought 'Screw it, its too early in the morning to be thinking of anything serious.' And with that thought he picked up his shaving foam and applied a hefty amount everywhere. After he was thoroughly satisfied with the foam he picked up his razor.
But he noticed a little problem, his razor was missing. He always left his razor on the sink next to his shaving foam, by the soap dispenser. Come to think of it Jack realised his shaving foam had been moved as well. He didn't notice at first, he just thought he used up all of the other one up and threw it away and opened a new one.
It was then when he realised he wasn't alone. He spun around to face the bath tub and saw Sam sitting on the edge, with her right leg raised onto the bath tub's edge. She was wearing his white shirt, he her put up in a clip and with the missing items in her hands. One hand contained his razor and the other the foam. Her right leg covered in the foam upto her knee.
She looked up at him with a guilty look and all she said, with wide blue, innocent eyes was, "I left my wax at home."
All Jack did was blink as she handed him the foam and razor back. He took the items and put them to the side, but before she could get up, he tackled her resulting in the both of them falling into the full bath tub, making Sam squeal.
"Jaaaaaaack!"
He pinned her underneath him and started tickling her.
"Noooo, Jack stop."
Jack just grinned and said "This is what you get for stealing my razor Carter."
Soon enough, the tickling turned into kissing, and that soon lead to clothes being taken off.
And well, we all know what happened after that.
