~BIG IMPORTANT NOTICE~
For any of you happy reviewers who read the beginning of this story, you
should know that chapters 1 and 2 are virtually irrelevant to the latter of
the story. If you wish to, skip to chapter 3, which is where the story
really begins. If you persist to bore yourself by reading those, then by
all means, do so. Loll yourself to sleep, for all I care _;. (In other
words, I'm too lazy to take 'em down).
--Galaphile
