~BIG IMPORTANT NOTICE~ For any of you happy reviewers who read the beginning of this story, you should know that chapters 1 and 2 are virtually irrelevant to the latter of the story. If you wish to, skip to chapter 3, which is where the story really begins. If you persist to bore yourself by reading those, then by all means, do so. Loll yourself to sleep, for all I care _;. (In other words, I'm too lazy to take 'em down). --Galaphile