A villainous conversation one-shot. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did writing it!

Cruella De Vil's limousine races through the streets of the Enchanted Forrest as she, Rumplestiltskin, Maleficent and Ursula catch up with one another after their long time apart.

URSULA: I see you're still a small weasel, Dark One. Surely Cruella has a carseat you could use?

RUMPLE: You're so amusing aren't you, Sea Witch? These jokes are about as useless as those tentacles of yours…

CRUELLA: Ha, good one, darling! That's something I can certainly drink to! Cheers! *Lets go of steering wheel while trying to balance a bottle of gin, causing the car to swerve*

MALEFICENT: Cruella! Keep your paws on the wheel! I was just brought back to life yesterday and I don't intend to return to the land of the dead until I get my happy ending!

RUMPLE: What she said.

URSULA: Rumple, can you turn the air up? I am simply dying back here because Mal has the heat on high. *Turns to Maleficent* Not everyone is a fire breathing dragon in lipstick…

MALEFICENT: Don't touch the air or I'll incinerate this entire machine we're in, killing all three of you goons.

CRUELLA: It's called a car, darling - and don't you dare! I have furs in the trunk!

RUMPLE: Because we all care about your furs…

*The car suddenly swerves once more, barely missing a nearby tree*

URSULA: Geez, Cruella. Watch where you're going! One of my fish could swim up a stream better than this.

*Cruella smiles mischievously and purposely jerks the wheel again, almost knocking them off the road*

MALEFICENT: CRUELLA!

URSULA: CRUELLA!

RUMPLE: CRUELLA!

CRUELLA: Sorry, darlings, must be all the gin.

RUMPLE: Well it certainly isn't your healthy eating habits… *Picks up an empty fast food bag covered in grease*

URSULA: Can we please turn the air on? I am not used to these horrendous, overheated conditions.

MALEFICENT: NO!