Art_is_a_bang: the intrnet is gr8 yh!

PuppetMeister: Dei-chan... you still say 'yeah' at the end of your sentences when you're online?

Aloe Vera: Idiot.

Aloe Vera: That wasn't nice.

Art_is_a_bang: y r u tellin me off cuz of sayin yh when Zetsu tlks 2 himself yh?

MyEyesBlindYou has entered the chat room

MyEyesBlindYou: Are you arguing again?

PuppetMeister: MyEyesBlindYou? What kind of a name is that?

Art_is_a_bang: a shit 1 yh.

MyEyesBlindYou: STFU, at least I have a name that holds some truth.

Art_is_a_bang: xplosions R art, yh! Just cuz u cant c tht, blindo yh.

MyEyesBlindYou: For your information, I'm not blind. And explosions are just a mess.

Art_is_a_bang: im gonna blow ur ass off u fcker yh!

MyEyesBlindYou: Yeah, yeah. Sure. Of course.

Art_is_a_bang: shut up bitch yh!

MyEyesBlindYou: Baka. I can't be bothered to waste my time talking to someone with an IQ lower than his shoe size.

MyEyesBlindYou has left the chat room

Blue Angel has entered the chat room

Blue Angel: Hey guys :)

Art_is_a_bang: hi Konan yh!

Aloe Vera: Hello.

Aloe Vera has left the chat room

Blue Angel: ...what's with him?

Art_is_a_bang: I dunno yh.

Sounds of screams echoed through the Akatsuki hideout.

Art_is_a_bang: help me 4 gods sake yh! zetsu's rm is next 2 mine yh! he's gonna kill me yh!

Art_is_a_bang has left the chat room

PuppetMeister: ...Perhaps we should help him.

Deidara's screams joined Zetsu's.

PuppetMeister has left the chat room

Blue Angel has left the chat room

"Deidara?!" Sasori yelled, running into Deidara's room.

"Danna he's gonna kill me he's gonna kill me, yeah!" Deidara yelled back, cowering away from Zetsu. At that moment, the door burst open and Sasori entered, holding a bottle of weed killer.

"No! Not the weed killer!" Zetsu's black side screamed in terror.

"Anything but the weed killer!" Zetsu's white side shrieked.

"Get away from Deidara." Sasori said, waving the green bottle threateningly. Zetsu ran for his life.

"DANNA DANNA SASORI-DANNA---"

"Shut the fuck up, man-whore!" Hidan yelled from a few rooms away.

"You shut up idiotic religious albino!" Deidara shouted back.

"Both of you shut up!" Sasori hollered.

"EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO FUCKING READ AND ALL I CAN HEAR ARE YOUR VOICES!!!" leader's rang through the whole of the hideout.

There was deadly silence.

"Tobi is a good boy."

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So, how did you like? Random lil one-shot by random lil gay kid. For anyone who didn't realize, Art_is_a_bang was Deidara, PuppetMeister was Sasori (Deitrich!! Wooh!!), MyEyesBlindYou was Itachi, Aloe Vera was Zetsu and Blue Angel was Konan. I'm thinking of doing either a sequel, or a story along the same lines, but for Trinity Blood. Tell me what you think.

Oh, and ItachisPurpleChakra? I'm winning.

AB-chan