I FEEL SORRY FOR THIS WORLD
BY:
TD_Shylo_TD
Disclaimer: I do not own any characters other than Shylo
Chapter 1: meet the family
The sun showed through the window, signaling to him that it was morning. Link stirred in his sleep, too tired to get up. Then he felt a weight on his chest. He peeked one eye open. A pair of emerald green eyes starred back at him.
"Morning, sleepy-head!" the green eyed boy said. Link took his pillow and hit the boy over the head with it.
"Get out," Link said bluntly. He pushed the boy off him. A pained moan had followed a loud THUMP!
"That hurt…" the boy whimpered.
"It was supposed to. Now get out! I'm not wearing any clothes!" Link yelled.
"Say the magic word!" the boy demanded.
"Shylo, get out before I kill you!" Link yelled. Shylo got up and walked toward the door mumbling something that sounded like 'obnoxious bastard.' Link looked at the door and laughed. The overly hyper boy was right though. He needed to get up. After dragging himself out of bed, and putting on some jeans and a T-shirt, he left his room and went downstairs to the living room. Shylo was sitting next to Pit and was cuddling close to him. Link thought they should go out already, but Shylo wasn't the most confident person in the world.
"Morning, Link!" Pit greeted. Link grumbled and stalked towards the kitchen. He was then attacked again by another bundle of hyper known as Marth Lowell.
"Hey, Sexy Beast" Marth purred, kissing the lips of his lover. Link kissed him back.
"Orgy in the kitchen!" the voice of Roy sounded through the kitchen walls. Link and Marth turned towards the voice to see Roy leaning against the wall with a sly grin on his face.
"You're just jealous that I have a sexy man beast and that you don't!" Marth laughed. Shylo's voice rang through the kitchen.
"He has me for that!" Shylo yelled.
"Shylo yelled.
"You wish!" Roy yelled back. "So what are you two going to do today?"
"I don't know," Marth answered, "probably just spend the day together." He pulled Link closer to him.
"You two are so love sick, it's even getting around to-WHOA!" Roy gasped. He was starring at Pit and Shylo who had started to make out. Link and Marth rushed to look.
"Hey! Don't do that on my couch!" Link yelled as he ran to get the spritzer bottle.
"WHOO! WAY TO GO, SHYLO!" Roy yelled. Link ran passed him and sprayed the two whose lips were locked together.
"Knock it off! Not on the couch! It's the one safe place in this house that hasn't been contaminated by sex! Get off!" Link yelled.
First chapter. Let me know what you guys think!
