Pork Cow Muffin!

His black trench coat

His sickle shaped hair

Paranormalist extraordinaire.

You could have caught him,

You could have won,

But your claims of ghost-leprechauns spoiled your fun.

Crazy love of piggies

Crazy attitude

Robot with a soft spot for greasy Earth food.

You try to help him,

You try to be smart,

But your zany antics blow most plans apart.

Very, very tall

Very in love with snacks

Eating your nachos while leading attacks.

You think he's a joke,

You find him amusing,

But when he succeeds I can tell you'll be fuming.

The greatest invader

The future ruler of Earth

Destroy big-head Dib-stink and be filled with mirth.

Has floating minimoose,

Has invader brain-meats,

Yes, our Zim will achieve many great feats.

A/N: An IZ poem by me! Don't you love it? Hey, ThePirateMonkeys! I know you've already read this! It still cool, yes? …yes…It is…-grin-