Pork Cow Muffin!
His black trench coat
His sickle shaped hair
Paranormalist extraordinaire.
You could have caught him,
You could have won,
But your claims of ghost-leprechauns spoiled your fun.
Crazy love of piggies
Crazy attitude
Robot with a soft spot for greasy Earth food.
You try to help him,
You try to be smart,
But your zany antics blow most plans apart.
Very, very tall
Very in love with snacks
Eating your nachos while leading attacks.
You think he's a joke,
You find him amusing,
But when he succeeds I can tell you'll be fuming.
The greatest invader
The future ruler of Earth
Destroy big-head Dib-stink and be filled with mirth.
Has floating minimoose,
Has invader brain-meats,
Yes, our Zim will achieve many great feats.
A/N: An IZ poem by me! Don't you love it? Hey, ThePirateMonkeys! I know you've already read this! It still cool, yes? …yes…It is…-grin-
