Author's Note- PSSSHT. EPIC FAIL. I had no clue what to write, and the first things that came to my mind were either someone getting a disease and dying(Which I DID. NOT. WANT.), and someone being stupid and someone else claiming that it's a disease(Which I ended up with, and it didn't work out so well, as you can see.). 'Disease'. WHYYY. But anyways, this's the first of a hundred(epic fail-y) fanfics where the main characters are Japan and England, and if there's any romance(WHICH I REALLY WANT TO WRITE.), that's my pairing. ...My A/N's almost as long as the actual story, if you could call it a story... .^^''

Prompt Number One- Disease

"A-Arthur-san? What-What's wrong with him?" Kiku said as he looked up at Arthur.

"I really don't know. I think he has some sort of disease."

"Really? That's really too bad."

They both stared at Alfred, who was currently screaming at the top of his lungs at a McDonald's employee. "Wha- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MORE BURGERS? WHY NOT? WHY THE HE-" He was cut off by two hands on his shoulders. "Alfred. Calm down," came the voice from behind him. He whipped around to see Arthur and Kiku trying to stop him. "But! But! They're out o-" "Just calm down. Please. You're making a scene!" "BUT I DEMAND MY BURGERS!" he shouted, slamming his hands down on the counter. He shook the two other men off and continued his screaming. They slowly backed away and ran out the front door.

The two headed down the block a bit and waited on the corner for him. Moments later, he was dragged out from the restaurant by the police, who had just shown up.

"Oh, Arthur-san?"

"Yeah?"

"What exactly was his disease you were talking about earlier?"

He glanced up to see the idiot stumbling down the sidewalk. "...Stupidity."