E/n (Editors Note): Tis a fic inspired by an AIM conversation hanyou-sama and me were having once. We were role-playing that Youko and Hiei were trying to get revenge on us for blackmailing them so much. So, I saved the conversation and we turned it into a fic! Great, huh?
Chapter one
It was the end of school and Lenni and Liz were waiting for their friends to come back from their lockers so they could get on the bus. They had been talking about their recent trip to Makai, a thieving experience for the two girls. They had stolen Suzaku's flute and made a clean getaway. Then, Lenni brought up the topic that would change the two girls lives for a long time…
Lenni- Hanyou-sama, when was the last time you heard from any of our demonic 'friends'?
Liz- Lost track…some time a few months ago?
Lenni- They must be plotting something!
Liz- Yes! But what?
Lenni- Hmm…
Liz- What if they're trying to get revenge on us for blackmailing them so much?
Lenni- That must be it!
Liz- We need to do some spying. I'll send some of the Flying Ninja Monkeys to Rekai.
Lenni- Yea! And I'll send the flying gerbils to Makai.
Liz- And the plushies can spy around here.
Lenni- It's a date!
Liz- It's a what?
Lenni- uh…It's a deal!
Liz- uh-huh…
Lenni- Now, until we find out what's up here, keep some plushies or something around you at all times.
Liz- Okay.
At that moment, Neha, The Great Skwish and a few others on their bus walked up to them. Lenni and Liz had to postpone their conversation for the time being. There was no way in the world the others could find out about this. If the demons were really plotting revenge on them, the less everyone else knew, the more it would benefit them.
(E/n: that always happens in movies and books and stuff, and I don't really understand it. Why does knowing less help you?)
Lenni and Liz decided to continue talking after they got home.
As soon as she could get to her computer, Lenni signed onto her AIM name, and instantly began to talk with Liz.
Bf: Hanyou-sama, did you send your minions yet?
Df: Of course I did. Now, why would they want revenge on us now? Usually they plan it so that we're on break.
Bf: Hanyou, if you want to get revenge on someone, you don't do it so it corresponds with their agenda.
Df: Oh…
Bf: Anyways, I don't think they can defeat us if we have the Big Book of Blackmail.
Df: Good.
Bf: I'm gonna get it…I feel safe knowing that I have a weapon against the demonic evils that we've been pitted against.
Bf: Bf is idle at 9:37 pm.
Bf: Bf returned from away at 9:38 pm
Bf: HOLY SHIT!
Df: WHAT?
Bf: THE BOOK IS GONE!
Df: Neha may have it.
Bf: She'd better. I'm gonna send one of the flying gerbils to see.
Df: You do that.
Bf: Bf is idle at 9:41pm
Bf: Bf returned from away at 9:45 pm
Bf: Oh, no. Oh, hell no.
Df: Don't tell me…
Bf: She doesn't have it.
Df: Didn't I just say don't tell me?
Bf: Sorry. I though you should know.
Df: Df is idle at 9:47 pm
Lenni blinked. Why was Liz going away now? She stared at her computer screen, anxiously awaiting the message that would tell her that her half demon friend had returned. It didn't come; rather, the text just began to pop up.
Df: LENNI!
Df: HELP!!
Df: 0HDJNGSDAUOIU#$OIUUuoieuOIUITUYT(&&&":L" DKFOSEIR#
Bf: WHAT'S GOING ON HANYOU!?
What came next made Lenni's blood run cold,
Df: hiei- You won't be seeing her for a while.
Bf: HIEI!
Bf: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO???
Df: hiei- nothing…
Bf: TELL ME NOW, FOOL, OR ELSE!
Df: hiei- make me.
Lenni was about to type more unflattering things to the fire demon on the other end of her conversation, when a dark shadow fell over her.
(A/n: yea, what else would shadows be? Light?)
Lenni swallowed hard and turned around in her chair. She stared up into the unblinking golden eyes of Youko. Now, normally, Lenni would have gone nuts and glomped the spirit fox, but right at the moment she was scared out of her wits of him. Next she knew Lenni could see nothing be black. Her head spun, and finally she let her consciousness slip. Youko smirked, staring down on Lenni as she lay on the floor. He quickly typed on the computer to Hiei. Just like the fire demon had shown him.
Bf: youko- ok, she's down.Df: hiei- good. Bring her and meet me back at base. The others have already begun there.
Bf: youko- yup.
Df: Df signed off at 9:57 pm
Bf: Bf signed off at 9:57 pmYouko took the now, unconscious Lenni in his arms and vaulted out of the window. He began at a run back to the portal in the woods from which he had come. That portal would take him back to Makai, where Hiei had vaporized some D class demons so he could use their cave as a base. Youko smiled,
Youko- Revenge is so sweet.
