Hola chicos y chicas! This is just an idea that came to me as I listened to a song from the play "Chicago". I edited it a little bit to make it make sense, but it's still funny. Oh and it's kind of OOC on the boys' part.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or "Chicago" or "The Cell-Block Tango"
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Ibiki walked into the interrogation room with Tsunade right behind him. Four girls were sitting next to each other at the other end of a metal table. "These girls" Ibiki said, gesturing towards them, "have admitted to murdering their husbands and we are here to hear their motives." Tsunade looked at the girls for the first time. Her eyes went wide at seeing who they were. Sakura, Hinata, Ino, and Tenten sat with their hands folded with handcuffs on their wrists, each with a blank expression.
"You sure you got the right people?" Tsunade asked, starting to think that she'd had a little too much sake.
"Definitely," Ibiki replied, "they openly admitted to it." Tsunade sighed. "So lets here it," Ibiki said to the girls forcefully, "why'd you kill them?" all the girls stood up at the same time.
"He had it comingHe had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!" all the girls sang in unison.
Tsunade and Ibiki both raised an eyebrow, questioningly. Ino stepped up,
"You know how peoplehave these little habits
That get you down. Like Shika.
Shika like to chew gum.
No, not chew. POP.
Well, I came home this one day
And I am really irritated, and
looking for a little sympathy
and there'e Shika layin'
on the couch, drinkin' a beer
and chewin'. No, not chewin'.
Poppin'. So, I said to him,
I said, "Shika, you pop that
gum one more time..."
and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head." Ino said. The other girls chimed in after she finished.
"He had it comingHe had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have dome the same!
Hah! He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!"
Sakura stepped up.
"Now, I'm standing in the kitchencarvin' up the chicken for dinner,
minding my own business,
and in storms my husband Sasuke,
in a jealous rage.
"You been screwin' the milkman,"
he says. He was crazy
and he kept screamin',
"you been screwin the milkman."
And then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times!"
Again the other girls chimed in.
"If you'd have been thereIf you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!"
Hinata stepped up.
"My sister, Hanabi and
I did this double act
and my husband, Naruto,
used to travel round with us.
Now, for the last number in
our act, we did these 20 acrobatic tricks, in a row
one, two, three, four ,five...splits, spread eagles,
back flips, flip flops,
one right after the other.
Well, this one night we were in Cicero,
the three of us, sittin' up
in a hotel room, boozin' and
havin' a few laughs and
we ran out of ice.
So I went out to get some.
I come back, open the door
and there's Hanabi and
Naruto doing Number Seventeen-
the spread eagle.
Well, I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked out.I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later,
when I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead.
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along
I didn't do it
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?"
Tenten stepped up.
"I loved Neji Hyuuga,more than I can possibly say.
He was a real pyhisical guy...
toned... a fighter.
But he was troubled.
He was always trying
to find himself.
He'd go out every night
looking for himself
and on the way
he found Ruth,
Gladys,
Rosemary and Irving.
I guess you can say we broke
up because or artistic differences.
He saw himself as alive
and I saw him dead."
Once again the girls chimed in, they all sang.
"The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bumThe dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
All along
'Cause if they used us
And they abused us
How could you tell us
How could you tell us That we were wrong?
That we were wrong?
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself
To blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!"
Ino:
"You pop that gum one more time!"
Sakura:
"Ten times!"
Hinata:
"Number seventeen-the spread eagle."
Tenten:
"Artistic differences."
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I betcha you would have done the same!"
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Ja Ne!
