King Naraku is running around in his kingdom with paint all over his head and shoulders and about ready to punish his nephews. In turn, his nephews are running like crazy to avoid King Narakus deadly bitch slap; and Narakus daughters (Kanna and Kagura) are watching this whole display while eating cookies.

"Miroku what should we do?"said one of the nephews.

"I don't know, run faster?" King Naraku almost slaps Miroku. " Or call for help, huh inuyasha?" While they try to avoid yet another bitch slap.

"I think that's a good ide……" King Naraku bitch slaps Inuyasha. "ahhhhhhhhh…owwwwwww…….." Inuyasha cries while holding his head from the slap; and still trying to escape. "HEEEEEEELP!!!! Knights!!! Knights!!!"

You hear a loud crash of expensive glass being broken and loud and angry shouts before you see the knights! "Who here needs help?" asked one of the girl knights. "Yes who here is in trouble?" the other girl asks.

Naraku's daughter's looked at the two women and pointed towards the king and his nephews. The knights nod and say thank you and go to rescue the king from harm. ((hehehehehe)) The two women go and take out their swords that in turn are dead fish and start slapping ang beating up the nephews to 'protect' King Naraku.

"ow ow ….ow…hey…ow….nooo…not the face………..owww….NOOO…..!!" The nephews tried desperately to get out of the knights beatings but to no avail! King Naraku well pleased with the punishment finally called it off after about a half hour of brutal beatings and deadly fish slaps to the face. The nephews angry explain to the knights that 'THEY' were the ones to call for help and NOT Naraku!

"Oh…..sorry…." said the first knight, Kagome.

"Yes…..thought it was the other way around!" said the second, Sango.

The boys now snickering quickly used their speed to steal the knight's swords (fish) and throw it right at King Naraku's face! Naraku in turn got angry all over again and starts running after them for more bitch slap punishment.

The knights in turn looked on with interest and walked towards the princesses. The princesses in turn hold up their bags of chocolate cookies to the knights while still watching the display of who will win their bet. (Kanna bets 2 bags of cookies on Naraku. Kagura bets 3 bags of cookies on his nephews.)

"chocolate cookie bag?"