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"See the thing is, boss, I am what you might call a bit adventurous in the bedroom. Actually any room. And by adventurous I don't mean to imply that vanilla sex is boring. And vanilla is not an insult, I'm sure you're very rigorous - okay, that was awful," Tony interrupted himself as he practiced his big speech in front of the mirror.

"One more time, DiNozzo," he told himself, "Okay. Gibbs. Boss. Jethro. I mean Gibbs. So, I just wanted to let you know, not that this means anything whatsoever to you, but I am what you might call a 'submissive' in my free time and I do not feel that I should have to hide my preferences, except that obviously I would never talk about them at work, I mean except for right now because I'm telling you, and I'm just telling you since I don't believe in secrets and also I don't think my preferences make me any less of a man or an agent. And I'm telling you this because ... because I don't want there to be any miscommunications in case we're on the job and I run into someone I know intimately, and I don't want to lie about it... Okay, that's the most stupid and transparent excuse EVER."

"Okay DiNozzo, you can do this. Okay.... Gibbs! You are the most obvious dom I have ever met in my entire life, and if you ever want someone to explore this side of yourself with, or to, um, you know, just pal around with -- not that I'm some kind of manslut or anything, quite the opposite. Well, maybe not the opposite exactly - ....Crap."

DiNozzo realized that it would be a long night trying to think of the perfect way to say it.

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Early the next morning, a Saturday, DiNozzo rapped at Gibbs' door. Gibbs gave him a look that said 'This better be good,' but let him in.

"Look boss, I have something important to tell you, and it may not be important to you, but it is to me, and you may think this is too much information, but I've been up all night and if I don't say it now, I might never say it and-"

Gibbs stopped the verbal spew with a slap to Tony's head. He leaned in and said in slow, firm tones right in Tony's ear, "I know, DiNozzo."

"What? You know?"

"I know." And Gibbs swiftly had Tony's hands cuffed behind is back, and shortly after had Tony on his knees, bent low, with his head near the floor.

"You're, um, not new to this, are you Gibbs?" said Tony, trying to will his dick to calm the fuck down.

"Nope," Gibbs said, and Tony could practically hear his grin as he stood over Tony's body. "Now would you like to leave?"

"No boss."

"Good boy. But there's one thing you should be aware of."

"What's that, boss?"

"If you choose to stay, then your ass is mine."

Tony gave a little laugh since it was so unlike Gibbs to state the obvious. "Yeah, boss. I know."