"You know how thanks to the alien influences that The Doctor keeps bringing to our planet the younger crowd are demanding some sort of popular entertainment?"

"Yes?"

"I've got a solution for that little problem."

"Dear Rassilon, you're not going to start showing footage of The Games are you?"

"What do you take me for?! Of course I'm not! I just noticed that we've got ages and ages of surveillance footage from The Doctor's TARDIS, and since he's pretty popular right now, I figured that I could cut out all the boring bits like when he's asleep or using the toilet and package it as a show of some sort."

"What will you call it?"

"What's that exotic alias he uses when he's on Earth? Oh, yes... We'll call it John Smith."