Plywood presents Game Night {chap. 1(enjoy)}
This is my first post on fanfiction so go easy on me

Disclaimer: I do not, nor will I ever own Naruto :,(

"So tonight's game night?" Tobi inquired eagerly as he took a seat next to Deidara along with the other Akatsuki members around a dingy coffee table. His body wriggled with excitement as he marveled about what would be in store for him tonight.

For he was new to the organization and was still adjusting to the scheduled events and rituals that regularly took place at the Akatsuki headquarters. And tonight just happened to be Game Night! 'I wonder what game we're going to play.' He thought with a giddy grin on his masked face 'Ohh I hope its something fun like- '

He was immediately pulled from his joyous thoughts by a 'not too surprisingly' annoyed Hidan. "For the love of Jashin, Tobi! How many fucking times are you gonna ask that damn question?

"I'm sorry Hidan-san, I just can't contain myself, for I still don't know what kind of game we're gonna play he confessed sheepishly looking toward the other members for any form of answer.

When none responded Zetsu's white side sighed in defeat, feeling that it was up to him to explain. "Well you see Tobi", he started "Every week or so those of us who aren't on missions participate in a friendly, non violence game"

"Even though they usually do end in some form of violence" his black side scoffed.

"True," but Leader-sama says its suppose to releave some stress, something abo-"

"Relive stress?, more like pack it on" Kisame interrupted, slightly amused at Zetsu's explanation.

Zetsu ignored the all to true comment and continued. "To keep things fair we alternate turns on who gets to pick the game, for example last week was Itachi's turn… he chose the umm quite game"

"Which was dreadfully boring if I might add, un!" Deidara droned, thinking back to the traumatizing hours of complete silence.

Zetsu released a sigh in irritation as a prominate vein started to throb in his plant-like headgear. "Well yes anyways, as many of you know tonight is Kakazu's turn" he paused momentarily (if only to avoid being interrupted yet again) as everyone including his black half groaned in agony.

Scratching his head in confusion Tobi looked around at all of the griping men, clearly unaware of the cause of their disturbed reactions. "Oh come on guys it can't be that bad" Tobi chimed in, putting aside their sour moods, "I'm sure Kakazu-san will choose something that will be fun for everyone, like hide-and-go-seek or laser tag!"

"Fun?" Hidan grumbled "The weirdo picks the same shitty game every time, which is about as fun as a fucking heart attack, seriously. Then his face changed from mocking to thoughtful. "However, I do like the idea of those other games Swirl Face mentioned, but instead of laser tag we could play kunai tag and we could replace the seek in that other game with kill, you know to make things more… interesting." Tobi nodded his head eagerly in agreement while the others shook theirs in indifference.

"But", Tobi continued with his head cocked slightly to the side. "I still don't see how Kakazu-san's game could be that bad, I mean its a game right? And aren't games suppose to be fun?" The others stared at him blankly. "Right?" he pressed desperately.

"Speak for yourself" Kisame grumbled gruffly, boredom written clearly on his shark-like face.

"Yea think again, un" Deidara muttered in a hushed tone before pointing at something behind Tobi.

Tobi whipped around swiftly just as a white box fell before him, hitting the coffee table with a dull thud. He heard yet another sigh of despair before finally looking down. When the identity of the object registered in his head a small gasp emitted from his lips. Upon reaching to open the game box his hands suddenly froze, hovering over it in shock.

The others watched in slight curiosity as Tobi began to shake in a steady tremor and a unsettling squeal escaped from be hind his mask. An eerie squeal that sounded far to close to a certain farm animal for comfort.

"I think he's gonna explode!" Kisame snickered, playfully nudging Deidara in the side. But his toothy grin quickly faded and his mood turned serious as he and everyone else eyed Deidara in suspicion. All except Hidan that is, who could hardly contain his excitement.

"Way to go Blondie! I mean I new you had it in ya but I didn't know you had the balls to wack em' this early in game!"

"Wha-? No you got it all wrong!" Deidara opposed franticly waving his hands in the air.

"Oh don't deny it now" Hidan continued "once that fag of a leader finds out your ass is gonna be fucked for sure!"

With his eyes squeezed shut, Deidara fought desperately to find his happy place. But all he could in vision was his "fucked up ass", a babbling Hidan, and a crispy pile of smoldering Tobi parts. (the last one being a pretty familiar thought that seemed to develop in his head from time to time) But it wasn't so comforting now.

They were all brought back to the initial problem when Tobi started to show signs of life. The eerie noises stopped and his hands finally settled on the top in an attempt to open it. Deidara sniveled, Hidan prayed, Kisame groaned, Zetsu sighed, and Itachi twitched just at the top was snatched of and shoved in Deidara's outstretched hands. He looked down and read the hauntingly familiar label. "MONOPOLY"

[Ha ha it took the whole chapter for me to revile the identity of the game!]
Sorry it was so short, just kinda testing the waters i guess

Go to the next chapter to find out what's so dreadful about it, when I post it that is (please) ^-^]

Thanks for reading & please review: Plywood out!