11 WAYS TO PISS OFF TSUNADE

1. Announce to the whole village that Tsunade's boobs are fake.

2. Tell Tsunade that gambling has been declared illegal!

3. Responding to #2, film Tsunade going insane and use it for future blackmail.

4. Auction Tsunade's XXXXXXL bra on Ebay for big money!

5. Repeat #4 to become a millionaire!

6. Send an enemy village a picture of Tsunade's boobs as a peace treaty.

7. Serve Tsunade pork dumplings, then let her notice that Ton-Ton is gone.

8. New villagers must refer to Tsunade as "Lady Ho-kage".

9. Mix a paper bomb in with all of Tsunade's gambling money.

10. Whenever Tsunade enters a room play the "Cocoanuts" song.

11. Send Tsunade to a mixed hot spring on the same day Jiraiya goes "researching".