11 WAYS TO PISS OFF TSUNADE
1. Announce to the whole village that Tsunade's boobs are fake.
2. Tell Tsunade that gambling has been declared illegal!
3. Responding to #2, film Tsunade going insane and use it for future blackmail.
4. Auction Tsunade's XXXXXXL bra on Ebay for big money!
5. Repeat #4 to become a millionaire!
6. Send an enemy village a picture of Tsunade's boobs as a peace treaty.
7. Serve Tsunade pork dumplings, then let her notice that Ton-Ton is gone.
8. New villagers must refer to Tsunade as "Lady Ho-kage".
9. Mix a paper bomb in with all of Tsunade's gambling money.
10. Whenever Tsunade enters a room play the "Cocoanuts" song.
11. Send Tsunade to a mixed hot spring on the same day Jiraiya goes "researching".
