Ok so i am alive! i just havent had time to write any of my other stories lately, im starting Chemistry, Physics for the first time and i have an advanced math teacher who doesnt know how to fucking teach the subject, ARGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! ok so this is a one-shot that i did for english! i just changed the names and voila! a story!

Disclaimer:

Jax: Thank you, noo no thank you. thank you.

Kanda: what is she doing?

Allen: practising for the time when she owns us.

Lavi: you do realise she is asleep right?


"Allen," Lavi whined "stop ignoring me."

"Well maybe if you didn't call him bean sprout every time you saw him, he would." Lenalee replied.

"Thank you Lenalee." Allen replied as he brushed back white locks from his eyes. "I might even bake you cookies to show you my appreciation." Allen added with an evil smirk.

"Aw. Lucky! Allen's cookies are…" Lavi stated trailing off in thought.

"Delicious." Lenalee supplied.

"Like sex in your mouth!" Lavi exclaimed.

Allen and Lenalee looked at each other, gray met violet before they keeled over laughing. Lavi huffed and crossed his arms at his two laughing friends. "My god Lavi where did that come from?" Allen giggled after a few minutes.

"Yeah, yeah laugh it up bean sprout." Lavi replied as he rolled his eyes.

"If I told you once I told you a thousand times don't call me that!" Allen cried out.

"Allen calm down, you know Lavi is a child in an adults body." Lenalee said as she dusted off her black jeans and picked up her school bag.

Allen sighed as the group continued on their way home again. After a few minutes Allen's turn-off approached which led to Allen's refusal of meeting them later, which his friends questioned.

"Got a secret girlfriend you're hiding Allen?" Lavi asked while wiggling his eyebrows in a suggestive way.

"Of course Lavi and like BTW I'm also like 28 years old." Allen replied sounding like one of the girls at their school.

"But really Allen why won't you hang out with us?" Lenalee asked while tilting her head to the side.

"Work." He vaguely replied.

"Alright well we'll see you tomorrow then. Bye!" Lenalee called while walking away.

Waving back at his friends as he made his way to his house, a couple of minutes later Allen was confined in the black painted walls of his living room before he snapped his fingers making his day wear transform to a full body cloak, flesh to bone and a 12 foot long scythe to appear, "Well, time to go to work." He thought before disappearing into the shadows.


A review would be nice even if its only one! and if it's a flame! and this is a one-shot, i will not update this, but if you want to continue it or add stuff before it go ahead just aske me first.

Jax: So that's it.

Kanda: you havent written anything in 2 months and this is all you have to show for it?

Jax: what are you doing here? you're not even in this fanfiction!

Kanda: And there's another thing? why am i not in here?

Jax: cause i said so!

Kanda: thats a crap excuse and you know it.

Jax: SHUT UP!

BELLAS A WHAT FANS!

i have somewhat lost the spark to write it so it will take longer to finish then i hoped. i will update but they will be extremely infrequent.