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A story by Ellie (rumplekitty16) and her friend Mina (Bluerose- S.S.).

A/N- Dragonhead Dan is a Slytherin friend of Draco's who has a dragon for a head. Exon is Mina's little cousin, a Gryffindor version of Draco. Mina is Hermione's old friend from Middle Earth who is an elf. Legolan is Legolas's son, Mina's boyfriend. Rose is Mina's other little cousin in Gryffindor. Devon is Rose's boyfriend and Jenna is a little goth/emo girl who is going out with Exon. Starlight is Starfire's sister, in blue.

Draco and Hermione are the Head Students it's their 7th year.

Hermione and Draco were in a duel. He had once again called her a 'Mudblood' after she had called him 'Stupid Ferret Boy', which she and her elfish friend Mina had decided to call him. She was a relative of Draco's. Mina was Sirius Black and Madrilène the elf's daughter. Sirius and Draco's mother, Narcissa were siblings (Cousins maybe? Ah we don't know so whatever!). Draco was about to cast the 'Evertay Spatum' (spelling?) spell when suddenly six unknown beings dropped into the middle of their 'Battle Field'.

All of the people watching them duel (Harry, Ron, Ginny, Blaise, Jenna, Exon, Rose, Devon, Legolan, Mina, and Dragonhead Dan) gasped in horror at what just happened.

"Um Malfoy, I think you said the spell wrong." Hermione said looking him in the eyes.

"I did no such thing…. You filthy little Mudblood!" Ron reached out to go and attack him, but he had the whole crowd holding him back.

"Well it's better then being a puney little ferret!" Mina interrupted. He glared at her while Hermione acknowledged the newcomer's presence.

"What place is this of yours?" one being asked, she had red hair, green sparkling eyes, and was dressed in purple.

"Um- this is Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry." Ron said. Everyone glared at him, what if they weren't magical? What if Voldemort sent them?

"Oh great going Weasel-bee, now we're screwed!" Malfoy spat.

"Aww did the ferret get mad at the weasel?" Mina teased.

"EVERYONE SHUT UP!!!!" Hermione screamed. She made the intruders turn into their little baby with big head forms crying and quivering (in case you didn't know they are the Teen Titans!).

"Thank you, now who are you?"

"We're the- Ready Guys?" Robin asked. As they broke out in song (and dance!),

When there's trouble you know who to call, TEEN TITANS!

From their tower they can see it all, TEEN TITANS!

When there's evil on the attack,

You can rest knowing they've got your back

Cause when the world needs heroes on patrol, TEEN TITANS, GO!

With their superpowers they unite, TEEN TITANS

Never met a villain that they liked, TEEN TITANS

They've got the bad guys on the run

And never stop till the job is done

Cause when the world is losing all control,

TEEN TITANS, GO!!!!

1,2,3,4, GO!!!! TEEN TITANS!

"Okay……" All of the fellow Hogwarts students exclaimed unenthusiastically together.

"Well this is Starfire, Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven, and Starlight, and I'm Robin." The batman sidekick look alike said.

"Well uh hi" Harry greeted, "I'm Harry, this is Ron, Hermione, Mina, Legolan, Exon, Jenna, Rose, Ginny, Blaise, Dragonhead Dan, Devon, and Malfoy"

"It's Draco!" Draco and Hermione shouted in unison, they looked at each other with a scowl of hatred.

"It's dinner time!" Ron then exclaimed excitedly.

"YUMMY!" all the girls, except Jenna and Raven, yelled.

"Do they have tofu?" Beast Boy asked.

"Uhh… I dunno." Mina answered him.

"What's this 'tofu' you are talking about? Is it a type of wild animal meat?" Rose asked

Beast Boy's eyes widened, " I don't eat meat!!!!! I'm a vegetarian! Tofu is a soy bean curd mixture made to replace meat."

"Oh, sounds nasty!!!" Rose answered him, as they headed to the Great Hall for dinner.

Dumbledore had all the titans sorted into their house and the results were as followed,

Raven- Ravenclaw (hence her name)

Starfire- Gryffindor (brave)

Starlight- Gryffindor (brave)

Cyborg- Hufflepuff (someone has to go there!)

Beast Boy- Slytherin (he's green!)

Robin- Gryffindor (brave, not bad)

Then in the middle of the feast Ginny shrieked ,"I think I feel whiskers!"

Then she looked under the table and saw a white bunny!

"Eeeeeeeeeeek!!! A white bunny!!!!" she screamed and then she got up and ran. Then the whole Great Hall started to run out.

"Settle down!!" Dumbledore yelled. Umbridge went over to pick up the harmless looking bunny when it jumped up and onto her neck ripping her to shreds (YAAAAY!!!!). (It's Monty Python-ness!!!)

The Next Day

Hermione, Mina, Draco, Legolan, and the Teen Titans were up in Draco and Hermione's Head dorm when suddenly a Knight broke in through the window and 'Ni!' Was all he said.

"Ni!" he huffed at them as they cringed.

"Who are you?!?!" Draco asked alarmingly, (apparently he's never seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail!).

"I am one of the Knights who say Ni!" he said as once again everyone cringed.

"What do you want?" Draco questioned him.

"Bring me a shrubbery! Make the shrub pretty too, but not cheap looking, yet not to expensive looking either, and I sha-"

"IT!!!!" Mina and Hermione exclaimed together.

"Don't say the word!" The Ni Knight yelled, clasping his ears.

Draco was confused, very confused. Mina stabbed him in the chest as he fell out the castle window to his death.

"If you ever meet a Knight that goes Ni," Everyone cringed, "then say 'it!' And it will well, hate it." Hermione explained to everyone while they nodded.

It had been a hectic first week of school; it had been a very hectic first week of school.

A/N- We hope you like it!!! Give us 3 reviews and you'll get more!

HAPPY CHRISTACHAUNAKWANZICA!!!

Ellie- Hehehe well that was fun to write, Monty Python rox! SPOM SPOM SPOM!!!

Mina- hehehehehheheheheheheheeee! This is fun!