new idea I thought of while talking about something me and jxa fan 2000 were doing on writing .com. this will be good, I hope.


"Ah, where is it?" Peter exclaimed as he searched all over his room for something.

"A troubled mind is only followed by an unhealthy body," Danny said as he entered the room.

"I'm looking for my Iron Man boxers."

"Oh, your Aunt May picked them up along with the rest of our clothes."

Peter groaned before heading down to the basement to see his Aunt May putting clothes in the dryer. He started sifting through, not seeing his underwear.

"Where's my Iron Man underwear?"

"I don't know," Aunt May said. "Ava was down here a few minutes to help me with the laundry though. Maybe she's seen it."

"Thanks, Aunt May." Peter went to the guest room Ava was in, slamming the door open. "Ava have you seen my Iron-?"

As he entered the room, he was shocked to see the only girl on the team butt naked. And if that wasn't shocking enough, she had his underwear near her face, her right hand in fondling her breast.

"GET OUT OF HERE!" Ava shouted, grabbing hold of a chair before throwing it.

He ran out of the room, before heading to his and Danny's shared room, thrusting himself on the bed.

"That was quite loud," Danny said. "The chi shifted."

"I think all of my chi shifted to... someplace."

"What do you mean...?" Danny took into considering the scream and Peter's words. "Oh. Would you like me to leave so that you may... ahem... release that chi?"

"That'd probably be a good idea."

"Very well."

So Danny left, feeling really awkward about the situation.

"Hey, Danny, what's up with all the screaming?" Luke asked.

"Yeah, did Peter get caught in Ava's panties?" Sam joked, getting smacked upside the head by Luke.

"What is wrong with you?"

"Our comrades... may have trouble on the field. Peter's chi has shifted someplace I'd rather not say, and needs to release it."

The two were confused until they put two and two together.

"Oh..." they said together.

"Well, what now?" Sam asked.

"For now, we should probably go outside and patrol or something."

"Good call, bud," Luke said.


how'd ya like that? did all that while wdc was down.