Authors note and intro:

Alright bitches. I've been lurking for a while and it's time to post some of my own stuff. I know there's a ton of Smash Mansion type stories on here, but I need more hetero M stories, so here we go. I don't know if I'll be posting all the sex scenes since I'm not too familiar with the site and idk if it's allowed, so PM me or something to let me know if I can or if you want them.

Seriously I have bad language in here and it can be quite offensive. Just a warning. There are many pairings and they shuffle, but the basics are here and there are more. Oh, I didn't mention it in the summary, but Pit's got a big role too.

I'm not too familiar with the individual games (Fire Emblem, the one Pit's from, the Samus ones), so cut me some slack on home references, ok

There's not going to be too much focus on the brawls. I always skim through them when I read other people's fics. This is more like... the brawlers hanging out. I'm focusing almost exclusively on the older teenagers, but let me know if you want to see other Brawlers as well.

Leggo.

It was a new tournament season at the Smash Mansion and the Brawlers arrived excitedly on move-in day, eager to meet new members catch up with old friends. Most people knew each other already, but of course, there were still some introductions to be made.

"Is that a girl or a boy?" Marth snickered to his mercenary, Ike, as they watched an angel fly in with his bags.

"Hm, I think it's a faggot," Ike taunted cruelly.

The angel shot them a glance, knowing they were mocking him from afar, and quickly separated his golden bow into twin swords. He brandished them proudly.

"Oh, I'm so scared," Ike rolled his eyes, tapping on his holster where his large, fiery sword was kept.

The angel didn't bother starting anything and continued on to his room. The two swordsmen laughed and continued making fun of anyone who came in through the foyer while enjoying some beers.

"Ike! Look!" Marth elbowed his friend sharply and pointed to someone walking in.

A beautiful blonde with a flowing pink dress elegantly waltzed into the mansion, holding a parasol above her head and giggling, batting her long eyelashes at anyone who looked at her. "Hello, everyone!" She trilled.

"Princess!" Ike stumbled out of his seat to wave at her. "Over here!"

"Oh, Ike!" She held a hand to her heart and practically skipped to him for a hug. "It's so wonderful to see you! How are you?"

"I'm great. It's great. You look great." Ike stuttered.

"Aw," she hugged him again. "It's been too long. I've missed you both," she smiled at Marth as well. "Are you all prepared for this season?"

Before Ike could respond, a roar filled the hall: "Peach!"

"Coming, dear!" Princess Peach called back. "Aren't boys lovely? He's carrying all my bags." She sighed blissfully. "I'll see you guys later, okay?"

"Bye, Princess," Ike sighed, defeated, as she turned away from him and flipped her hair behind her, leaving nothing but the scent of flowers and sugar, and maybe some glitter on the floor.

"Why is she with him, again?" Marth stood up and looked over at Peach and her boyfriend, Bowser.

"I don't know. You would think with all the kidnapping she'd hate him. How do they even do it?" Ike shrugged, watching her kiss him on the snout on tiptoes. "I've got no chance against that."

"Come on. Maybe they'll break up this season, finally. But if not, there are plenty of other hot girls here."

"That's a fucking joke. Who else is there? Just Zelda. And everyone else wants her too." Ike collapsed back on the couch.

"There are cute girls back in Altea."

"I've slept with them all," Ike put his head down. "They're all the same. Peach is different."

"She can't be much different if she's into Bowser." Marth leaned back and cracked another bottle. "Face it. No one comes here to hook up."

"Not like there's many options…We seriously need more chicks here," Ike grumbled as he watched Samus clunker in as gracefully as possible in a power suit while carrying heavy luggage. Ike ignored Samus, as did everyone, and turned his eyes back to the front door.

"There's a hottie," Marth pointed at the next arrival, the Princess and Hero of Hyrule. The Hero, Link, was carrying all of the bags as the Princess, Zelda, quietly sauntered in and gave the crowd a faint smile.

"She still single?" Ike asked.

"Who fucking cares? She's still the biggest prude I bet." Marth took a gulp of his drink. "I dare you to get her to open her legs."

"You're on. That might be easier than Peach."

"You kidding me? Zelda is asexual as shit.""

"Bring it. We'll see who's right.""

"Hey assholes," Link passed by them. "Who are we talking about here?" His glare sharpened.

"No one," Marth quickly straightened.

"You better be. I don't take kindly to people saying shit about the Princess.""

"Ah, lighten up, Link," Ike slid him an ice-cold bottle. "Have a beer, relax. You have all year to move in.""

"Let me get Z's stuff up to her room and I'll be right down." He looked around for a second before lowering his voice to a whisper. "Any new girls here this season?"

"I fucking wish," Ike rolled his eyes. "Just the same. That's why we were talking about Zelda. Maybe it's time someone got a piece of that ass."

Link stiffened and his large blue eyes flashed gray, "Not her."

"You're not in Hyrule anymore. You don't have to protect her." Ike pointed out.

"I know but…she's like my sister. I know what you guys are about. Maybe not Marth because he's a one-woman man, but I know you, Ike. Not her."

"Fine," Ike huffed. "Then who?"

Link shrugged and grinned, "Peach?" He lifted up a bag and walked away.

"See? Even Link approves," Marth laughed.

"Whatever, man. I'm going to my room." Ike stood up.

"Jerk that pain off, huh?"

"Shut up." Ike threw his empty beer bottle into the trash perfectly, angry that Marth knew him so well.

AN: That's it for now. I know it's short, but I have more. If this gets a good response I'll post it quickly and in larger installments. I KNOW ITS KIND OF LAME AND RAUNCHY RN BUT ITS BECAUSE I SUCK AT INTROS. it will get better i promise~