As the ideas come, I will write them. If you request something, I will try my best. No matter how random they may seem, they will be written if I like the idea. If I want to write something completely out of character for them, I will. Why? Because I am author. Hear me ROAR.
Lee stared blankly at his teammates, whom were glaring in his direction. He continued his stare until his stomach grumbled. Tenten looked at him with sympathy, that is, she did before her own stomach grumbled. The two looked to Neji in silence. Finally, Neji's stomach growled.
"Can you cook, Lee?" Tenten looked to the spandex-clad boy. He shook his head.
"Can you cook?" Tenten shook her head at his question. The too looked to Neji once more, asking him silently with their eyes. The Hyuuga gave them a death-glare. They both looked at the ground.
"Can Gai Sensei cook?" Neji sounded annoyed. The three were dumbstruck by this question, not realizing that they had indeed been standing in Gai's living room. They had forgotten why.
"No, I cannot preform the youthful art of cooking!!" their eccentric teacher spoke loudly. Neji and Tenten sweat dropped while Lee pumped his fists into the air.
"Neji is not pleased..." his teammates and sensei sent him odd looks. Neji sent them another death-glare which prompted them to continue with their conversation.
"But..." Gai reached behind him and pulled out non-other than a microwave burrito from his pockets which he seemingly has hidden somewhere on that suit of his. "I DO HAVE THIS BURRITO!!"
Lee cheered and Tenten just stared at him like he was crazy. In reality she was fantasizing about eating said burrito.
"Do you have a microwave?" Neji's voice was quiet, effectively hiding his hunger.
"YES!! I do indeed have a microwave! A microwave...of YOUTH!!" Gai did a pose of complete awesomeness and Tenten knew nothing of what her sensei was speaking of. Lee squealed and Neji took the burrito.
"Take me to this 'microwave'." he fallowed Gai into the kitchen where they soon found that he did indeed own a microwave...a lime-green microwave with a sticker saying 'YOUTH' taped to it. Most of everything in Gai's house had a similar sticker stuck to it. Go figure.
"MICROWAVE!" Lee and Gai chanted at the same time as. Neji looked at the wrapper of the frozen burrito he still held. He saw no instructions on how one was supposed to cook this beany treat. He mentally stated that the team was indeed 'Screwed'.
"All is not lost." Tenten took the burrito from Neji, sometimes the girl seemed to be able to read his mind.
'I am a taco...' Neji thought quietly to test this theory. Tenten gave him an odd look.
"What makes you one?" Neji was now officially freaking out, and would never think about anything when near his female partner ever again.
Tenten began to glare at the burrito. The burrito continued to stay cold and uncooked. Tenten continued her glare. The burrito remain unscathed. She sighed, annoyed that her original plan had not worked, and placed the burrito in the microwave. The konoichi pushed some random buttons. A time came onto the small screen in the upper right-hand corner of the device, and she pushed the 'Start' button. Nothing happened, nothing except that the microwave smoked and the small screen went black. The four stood there, hungry and on the verge of devouring each other.
Lee roared in anger and his eyes began to burn with the passion of youth. Tenten stared at him for a few more moments before she opened the burrito, put it on a plate, and held it in front of Lee's bulbous eyes. Soon enough, the burrito was cooked and Team Gai had yet another problem.
How could four people eat one burrito, anyway?
