Flowey (Poor Unfortunate Souls)
My dear, best friend, that's what I do
It's what I live for
To help unfortunate humans like yourself
Poor souls with no one else to turn to
I admit I look a little bit mysterious
You aren't kidding when think I'm pretty strange
But you find it with no shame
I'm friendly all the same
To guide you through, from far a range
Nice huh?
And lucky I know little magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And sweet friend, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the terrified, the lost, and depressed (How lame)
Poor unfortunate souls
In pain, in need
This one longing for protection
That one wants to get some health
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad, so true
They come pleading to my space
Crying "Help, Flowey, please!"
And I help them
Yes I do
Now it's happened once or twice
Someone couldn't take advice
And I'm afraid I couldn't save them as a whole
Yes I know it's a heavy burden
But overall it is a good guerdon
To help poor unfortunate souls
Have we got a deal?
(Frisk) If I do this, I'll never see the surface again
That right!
But you'll still have some friends
Life's full of tough choices, isn't it?
Oh, and there's one more thing
We haven't talk about your of payment yet
(Frisk) But I don't have-
I'm not asking much, just a token really, a little keepsake
What I want from you is…your emotions
(Frisk) My emotion?
Yup, no more feeling, expressing, nope
(Frisk) But without emotion, how will I-
You got your looks, your cute face,
And don't underestimate the importance of body language, ha!
The monsters here don't have a lot of feeling
They take a human's soul and it's all done
Yet undergrounders thinks that a human still a sore
And after all friend, remember the old war?
Come on, they're not all that impressed by your emotion
The strong will kill when they get the chance
They're cruel and mean and smart
But they'll give you some remark
If you stare at they're scary glance
Come on you poor unfortunate soul
Go ahead
Change their minds
I'm a very busy flower and I haven't got all day
It won't cost much
Just your emotion!
You poor unfortunate soul
It's sad but true
If you want to cross the bridge, mate
You've got the pay the toll
Think about it and don't doubt it
And shake my stem and take a stroll
Yes I got'em now Flowey, at a boy
The boss is on a roll
This poor Unfortunate soul
