A/N: Before we begin I would like to express that this collection is in no way a political statement about the war. WWII was the most destructive war in human history and contained the evilest regime in history. I condem the Holocaust and every vile perpetrator. These songs are just for fun and do not mean to belittle the sacrifice given by an entire generation. I apologize to anyone who finds these songs offensive that was never my intent. Please feel free to vent any and all anger you have towards me in the reviews for all to see. If you plan on reading these out loud to a friend or family member I ask that you take a moment of silence in respect for those who had fallen, for the soldiers and civilians on both sides and the victims of Death Camps. (Silence). Thank you. I sincerely hope you find joy and humor in these parodies. –Arm Chair General
Russian Heart (Frozen Heart)
German Soldiers:
Born of cold and winter air and communists uniting. These barren lands and frigid air has a Russian heart worth smiting.
So cut through their heart, cold and weak. We'll crush their country in a week. We'll leave their cities wrecked and bare. Split their land apart. And break the Russian heart.
Forward! Ho! Moscow! Here we go!
Forward! Ho! Stalingrad! Here we go!
Soldier 1: Dreary
Soldier 2: Miserable
Soldier 3: Stalemate
All Soldiers: COLD!
They have a strength can't be contained. We lost one, we lost ten, we lost more than a thousand men! No!
Through the cold and winter air and dreadful snow combining. This icy force has left us bare and a German heart that's dying.
We cut through their heart, it had burst. We lost our nerve and strength at Kursk. They'll leave our cities wrecked and bare. And split our Reich apart. Beware the Russian heart….
A/N: I just realized a grievous typo where in the note above that said I "condoned" the Holocaust. I am so terribly sorry, truly I am. The change has been made and I truly hope I didn't offend anybody or give you the wrong impression.
