Mystery Romance

Chapter: 1
Title: The Given Task
By: KawaiiLeena

Quick Author's Note: Yap! New Story! If you want to know why, it's because I want to have a break from my other three! Yeah, you'll say, "But you have too many stories!" Ha! Ha! Ha! I know, that's why I want you guys to pick! I was wondering to delete one ofmy three stories: YEARS AFTER, ONE DAY WE'LLMEET AGAIN, and A LIFE WITH OR WITHOUT YOU. Okay? Pick one and the one with the most votes will be deleted. Vote in your reviews!Okay? Anyways, read on!

By the way, this story is not drama, angst or tragedy as it was in my previous fics. This is complete romance, HUMOR, and mystery! Thanks!

Chapter 1: The Given Task

"I HATE THIS!" a 'girl' with long red hair up to her waist, dark brown eyes, wearing a black headband and a crimson dress up to 'her' knees. The 'girl' frowns unhappily as she faces 'her' other two companions, another 'girl' with straight blonde hair and greenish-blue eyes, wearing a blue dress also up to her knees.

"Aww… c'mon, Blank," the 'girl' with blonde hair cheers up as 'she' grins. "It isn't that bad! It's just for a couple weeks." The 'girl' starts to push her bust up and down with a childish grin. "Look at this bust! Isn't it cool?"

Yes, they are the very famous fourteen years old agents from Lindblum, Blank and Zidane. Right now, they are probably complaining about their appearance. Of course, who wouldn't?

Blank crosses his eyes and shrieks, "Will you cut it out, Zidane?" he says angrily, as he starts to look around the airport. They just arrive from Lindblum. "There are many people watching you! A normal girl won't do that!"

Zidane sheepishly grins and chuckles, "So, now you know how a normal girl reacts, huh?" Blank rolls his eyes and angrily pushes him on the shoulder. "Just kidding, Blank. Chill. It's just a mission."

"Just? JUST?" Blank shrieks again, obviously getting the attention from the passengers passing by. "Earth to Zidane! Hello? Are you happy with… with this?" he asks so loudly, he was getting dirty looks. "I can't take this! Is having a bust cool? Changing you voice to a girl cool? Going to an all girls' school cool? Is pretending to be a girl COOL?"

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, fellow readers! Our two main leading characters are pretending to be a girl! Well, against their will, actually.

"Will you cut your voice down, Blank?" Zidane whispers, leaning his index finger on to Blank's lips. "You're getting some attention from all the passengers. And how about what you said earlier what a normal girl reacts?" Blank glares at him and slaps his index finger away. Zidane smirks and chuckles, "I thought so."

"Shut up, Zidane," Blank says to him darkly, as he starts to turn to their boss, or captain, Baku, who was checking out the sexy women from the distance. "Baku." He starts, but still, he won't listen. "Baku…" silence. "BAKU!"

"Huh? Huh? What? Where's the killer? I'll get him!" Baku shrieks, looking around furiously, only to receive a sigh and a chuckle. He looks down to see a certain redhead glaring at him. "What do you want, Blank? Can't you see I'm checking out the babes?"

Blank rolls his eyes and taps his right foot, "Baku, now is not the time to 'check out the babes'." He answers dully. "You have to explain about this stupid mission of ours!"

Baku laughs loudly and pats Blank's head. "OH, okay. Well," he starts to pull a paper from his pockets and read aloud. "For the past three months, the Alexandria Girl High School received 4 murders and 5 kidnappings of girls. Most of the girls are getting terrified, and parents complain of their lack of security. Right now, they probably want the case solved, and the Lindblum government agent agency send you two, since you are the highest agents ever, to solve the case." Then he folds the paper and puts it back to his pockets.

"But how can we know who the suspect is?" Zidane asks as he starts to step forward. "We can't go in there without a clue of who the suspect is."

Baku rubs his chin and responds, "Actually, the staff got suspicious of their new hired janitor, Garland. But, who knows?" he starts to laugh loudly. "But then, you are special agents. And you should be the one solving that problem!"

"Aww… great," Blank whines. "I can't believe this." He starts to look at himself. "I hate dressing up a girl! And this wig is really itchy! Baku, is there any way left to go in the school without getting suspicious?"

Baku shakes his head and says apologetically, "I'm sorry, Blank, but there's no way left." Then he starts to carry the 'girls'' luggage. "Okay, let's go boys. We still have to go to your new school."

"I hate this." Blank whispers to himself glumly.

"This will be exciting!" Zidane exclaims to himself excitedly. Wow, talk about opposites.

At their new school…

"Wow! It's big!" Zidane exclaims as they step out of their car, his blue-green eyes full of excitement as he glances around the place. Big trees, comfortable benches, pretty fountains, and a very big building! "Don't tell me this is the Alexandria High School, boss!"

Baku grins broadly and nods, "Yup, this is it, boys… I mean, girls!" he starts to laugh loudly, getting a glare from the quiet Blank. Oh, how he hate this idea! Then, he starts to carry their luggage inside. "C'mon, little pretties. You have work to do."

­- Little pretties… yeah, right…- Blank thinks angrily as he unwillingly follows his boss inside. ­– Dammit, I wish I knew better than to join this damn agency…-

A little introductions and confusions later, they finally reach the Principal's room. Baku opens the door only to be greeted by a friendly 55 years old woman, who has gray eyes and gray hair, wearing a red polka dotted dress.

"Oh!" the principal, Mrs. Revanshe, exclaims, walking to the new three guests. "You must be the new transfer students from Lindblum, Zitany and Bianca! I am Mrs. Revanshe, the school principal. I welcome you to Alexandria all girls high school!"

"It's a pleasure, Mrs. Revanshe!" Zidane exclaims with fake cheerfulness. "I'm sure me and err… Bianca will enjoy it here!"

Blank rolls his eyes and mutter under his breath, "Yeah, right… damn if I will…"

The principal surprisingly caught his mutters and asks curiously, "Did you say something, pretty one?" she asked this with a little tint of annoyance, hearing a foul language such as 'damn'.

Blank immediately shakes his head with nervousness and adds, "Um… nothing, Mrs. Revanshe! I was just… um… thinking to myself!" he glances to Baku who was glaring at him any moment. "Well, you know me! I'm the crazy one… I guess…"

Mrs. Revanshe nods slowly and cocks an eyebrow. "I see, oh well." Then she turns to Baku, "Okay, and Mr. Baku. I'll handle your two pretty daughters. You can go now."

Baku bows down and smiles, "If you say so." Then he ruffles Zidane's and Blank's wig and laughs, "Okay, girls, I'll be off. Be good and… err… do your duty! Bye Zitany, Bianca." Then he turns around and leaves the room.

Blank swallows hard and sighs, then looks down, it will be a long mission. Then, the door opens, to reveal a very beautiful 14 years old girl with silky long black hair and brown eyes wearing their uniform. Zidane turns around and was stunned by her beauty, that he was speechless. Blank just rolls his eyes.

"Oh, hello Garnet," Mrs. Revanshe smiles at the beauty. "What brings you here?"

Garnet smiles at her and looks around the room, and smiles again to Zidane and Blank. "Good morning, Mrs., Revanshe. Actually, I came here to bring the reports from Ma'am Beatrix." Then she goes in and puts down a pack of papers. "I'll be leaving now."

"Wait a minute, Garnet." The principal calls. Garnet turns around with a smile. "Garnet, since you are a kind girl and one of the top students in this school, can you please show our new transferred students to their room which is room 208?"

Garnet bows down and nods, "Certainly." Then she softly takes Zidane's and Blank's hand. "Let's go." As they got out, Garnet introduced herself. "Hello there, my name is Garnet Til Alexandros. What's yours?"

Zidane grins as he takes the spotlight, "I'm… Zida— I mean, Zitany." Zidane turns to Blank to wait for his answer, but nothing came. Feeling a bit of irritated, he adds quickly, "And she's Bianca. We're… sisters."

"Sisters?" Garnet asks, then looks at the two students. "But you don't look similar… oh well." Then she smiles at both of them. "Where do you come from then?"

Zidane replies quickly, "Burmecia."

Blank replies, "Esto Gaza." At the same time… they weren't thinking at that moment.

Garnet raises an eyebrow and says in an amused tone, "Burmecia and Esto Gaza? I'm sorry if I'm not actually catching up, but…" then she sighs, "What do you mean?"

Zidane immediately adds, "I mean, we were born in Burmecia and transferred to Esto Gaza then to Alexandria." He sheepishly smiles at her.

Garnet again raises an eyebrow, "But I thought Burmecia was the home of rat knights? You don't look like one…? And I thought that Esto Gaza was an abandoned city since 50 years ago until now?" she was right, and Zidane almost slapped himself.

"I'm sorry, Garnet," Blank continues with a nervous grin. "Zitany is just plain crazy, you know… she just got out of the Mental Hospital in Lindblum!"

Again, Garnet raises an eyebrow. "But I thought you were raised in Burmecia and Esto Gaza, now Lindblum?" Blank refrained from slapping himself either. "I don't get it…?"

Zidane interrupts them and says, "Um… why don't we save those questions later? We might be late for class!" he grins again. Garnet nods and smiles and walks up ahead. – Whew! That was a close call! –

"Thanks to you, Zidane, we almost got caught!" Blank whispers angrily as they walk up behind Garnet. Zidane turns to him with a shock look.

"Me?" he exclaims in a whisper. "What did I do? You were the one who said Lindblum, not me!"

"But you were to one who told we were born in that rat city of Burmecia!" Blank whispers back. "Hello, Zidane? We are completely human! We're NOT Rats!"

Zidane rolls his eyes and argues back, "Oh yeah? What about us transferring to Esto Gaza, hm?"

Now, Blank was the one who rolls his cerulean eyes and slaps Zidane in the head, "Stupid! You were the one who said that! I was quiet the whole time! Stupid!"

Zidane gasps, "Me?"

"Yeah, you were the one who told Garnet that!" Blank says in a whisper. Then he starts to mimic Zidane's girly voice, "'I mean, we were born in Burmecia and transferred to Esto Gaza then to Alexandria!'"

Zidane looks at him with a blank look, "Oh yeah, I forgot."

Blank rolls his eyes and mutters angrily, "Idiot…" then he sighs again.

"Are you alright in there?" Garnet asks them sweetly as she glances to the back, and Zidane smiles at her and nods, motioning her that they fine. "Okay, we're almost ready."

Blank glances to Zidane only to catch him still smiling with the goofy smile of his. The redhead gives an irritated sigh.

"My jaw hurts," Zidane, mumbles as he continues to smile.

Blank rolls his eyes and nudges him by the shoulder, "Nobody told you to smile the whole time, stupid."

Zidane smiles and looks away, "Well, I want to make a good impression you know." Then he smirks at Blank, "Unlike you, who frowns all the time."

"None of your business, Zidane," Blank threats at him "Well, we're here."

Then Garnet turns to them, "Well, I'll be off in a while. I have to go to Sir Steiner's class. Bye! Good luck!" then she runs away, Zidane stunned by her graces.

As they entered the classroom, the homeroom teacher, Ms. Freya, smiles at them, "Why hello there. You must be the new transferred students. Welcome, please come in."

Blank and Zidane nods and enters the classroom. "Class," Freya starts. "This is Bianca and Zidane, our new students for this school year! They are from Lindblum!"

- Busted! Good thing Garnet's not here! – Zidane thinks with an anxious look.

Kami, how can I put this off? This will be a looonnnggg mission! – Blank thinks with a frown as they got to their seats.

To be continued…

Well, what do u think? Was it funny enough or just plain stupid? You know, I just miss the humor in LITTLE SISTERS, that's why I decided to put up this one and delete one of my fics! Hope this was good enough to even make you laugh or giggle a bit. Actually, I tried my best!

Anyways, don't forget to Review, okay? And vote! Thanks everyone!