The first time

"Damn it, Severus! It doesn't fit in the hole, it's much too big. And besides it's much too hard, I don't like to feel something like that between my thighs, and I will not be able to walk for days after that," Hermione Granger barked at her fiance.

"Oh, dear. Women! You have no clue about these things! Now let a real man do this!" Severus Snape growled.

He took it from the hand of the young woman. "Well, it feels normal, it can't be too hard, it's like all the others. I don't think that it's too big, but it's my first time...! You would prefer a smaller one, hm?" Hermione nodded.

"You know, if one put it in carefully and not with impatience, then it will fit in the hole!" Hermione looked at Severus doubtful.

After uncountable attempts one could hear Severus swear: "Shit! That can't be true; how can that happen to me, of all people? It's too damn big for the hole! Such a crap!"

"Didn't I tell you!" Hermione almost laughed.

"Okay, okay. Do you still have the receipt? I will have to exchange it. But let me tell you something, that was the first and the last time that I've bought a new stick for your broom, next time you do that on your own!"

Disclaimer: I don't own HP or the characters

AN: No real drabble, but something between a drabble and a short story. Yeah, I know they use other brooms in HP, but I needed something big and hard to be put in a hole... and don't forget witches fly on brooms ;)

Anyway, the main thing is you had fun reading it..