Another new series, this one a sequel to 'Head to Head'. This takes place almost nine months after the final chapter of 'Head to Head', with a few flashbacks thrown in between scenes to show what happened over the last nine months.
As a quick reminder of what happened before: Robbie invented a mind-swapping machine because he was tired of being the butt of everyone's jokes, intending to use the machine to see how his friends are treated. Through some swaps, Andre was stuck in Tori's body while hunting a hyper Cat stuck in his body. Tori swapped into Robbie's body, and Jade swapped to Trina's body, both with the intention of testing their lover for one another by swapping into a body they know the other wouldn't find attractive, and ended up having sex. Beck got trapped in Cat's body, and while 'being' her as to not make Cat's roommate, Sam, suspicious, learns that the blonde has a crush on Cat and makes up a plan to get Sam and Cat together. Robbie gets swapped into Jade's body, where he learns that Jade isn't as respected as he thought, while having a hard time not seeing Jade's body nude for fear of Jade, and Tori, hurting him for doing so. And finally, Trina gets swapped into Beck's body, where she originally loves it and plans to use it to get her and Beck together, but her mind is momentarily focused on another plan when Beck's girlfriend, now ex, catches 'Beck' nude in his RV, where she soon kicks him between the legs and gives Trina a whole new understanding of the male anatomy.
To anyone wondering about the Beck-as-Cat part not being in the original or anything, I still can't get that figured out, so I left it out for now. I gave a quick version of what happened above though, so I hope that helps fill in a few things that we'll see in here and no one's confused or something.
Anyway, enjoy. Pairings are Jori, Brina, and Puckentine. (We'll see guest spots of Sam throughout.)
Disclaimer: I don't own 'VicTORious' or any characters seen in here, except for an OC we'll hear about in a bit and we'll see shortly after that.
No POV
"I still can't believe you two had sex and I'm the one who has to deal with the aftermath." Trina curses as she sits on the Vega couch, her belly showing her nine-months pregnant.
"Will you get over it already? It's been nine months. We get it. We got laid, you got pregnant with Shapiro's kid. We know." Jade says from the kitchen, glaring at her future sister-in-law.
"And don't think I've forgiven you two for not wearing protection." Trina says, glaring back as she places her hand over her belly. "Next time one of you gets a dick, wrap it up before you use it." She says, turning her attention back to the t.v. where she's watching a documentary on children of killers. "Ugh, why is this on?" She asks, not realizing what it was and changes the channel to a celebrity news channel.
"Have you decided what you're going to do with the baby?" Tori asks after a moment of silence.
"Yes. I've known since I found out." Trina says, struggling to stand up and waddling over to her sister and Jade. "Congratulations. You two are mothers, and you're taking care of your child." She says, leaving the kitchen and heading for the stairs. "As far as this kid will know, I'm just her awesome, much prettier aunt." She says, flicking her hair over her shoulder.
"What if it's a boy?!" Tori calls after her sister, ignoring Jade's comment 'Ugh, I want to bury your sister's body in a dump after the kid is born'.
"Already went to the ultrasound. You're having a girl." Trina calls back.
"We're not naming her Tawny." Tori says, cutting off Jade's reply to the gender of 'their' baby.
"Well, we're not naming her Cathy either." Jade counters, referring to Tori's childhood doll.
Flashback
Day of the Swap Back
"So, how does it feel to be a mother?" Sikowitz asks Trina shortly after everyone met up in his class.
"What are you talking about?" Beck asks, glad to have a change of clothes in his locker.
"NOTHING!" Jade, Trina, and Tori yell, cutting off Sikowitz.
"What? They're going to find out anyway." Sikowitz says, staring at the couple and pregnant teen.
"Wait wait wait." Andre says, a tired Cat on the chair beside him. "What happened last night?" He asks, looking at his best friend and her girlfriend, a raised eyebrow.
"Simple." Jade says, smirking. "Robbie and Trina had sex on Trina's bed." She says, an evil chuckle releasing when Trina gags, Tori slaps Jade's shoulder, and Robbie's face becomes red. "Oh, that reminds me. Congrats on losing your virginity to Trina." She tells Robbie, giving Tori a 'What?' look when she again gets slapped in the shoulder.
"Ha!" Rex says from Robbie's lap. "You got laid and you weren't even there. That's hilarious." He says, laughing.
"You want to know what's funnier, puppet?" Jade says, glaring at the perverted puppet. "It happened over burned remains of puppets." She lies, smirking.
"Dang, woman." Rex says, staring at her.
"Okay, okay. Back on track." Sikowitz says, standing up. "Now, Trina, what are your intentions with the unborn child in your womb?" He asks, dead serious.
"In nine months, he or she is going to be born." Trina says, surprising the others, minus Sikowitz, with her equally serious answer. "Then, Tori and Jade are raising the kid. They're the ones who didn't use protections, they're the ones raising the kid." She says, staring at the couple.
"We did use protection. How were we supposed to know it was going to break?" Jade says, glaring at Jade.
"Oh, I don't know, PULL OUT SO YOU DON'T TAKE THE RISK!" Trina yells, not backing down.
"Enough." Sikowitz says, stepping between the two. "No fighting, it's bad for the baby." He says, walking to the door. "Oh, and I claim godfather." He says, running out of the room.
"What? No!" "Oh, come on. I wanted to be godfather." "He stole my scissors!" Trina, Andre, and Jade yell simultaneously, staring at the door.
"Yay! I'm godmother." Cat says, now fully awake.
Flashback End
"MOM! DAD! IT'S TIME!" Trina yells, running out of her room.
"Time for what?" David asks his eldest, his attention on cleaning and reassembling his gun.
"Collect the bag, Trina's going into labor." Holly tells her husband, the three Vega women ready to go already.
"WHAT?!" David yells, not knowing how close Trina was to her due date. "Meet me in the SUV." He says, heading to the hall closet to grab the bag he and Holly had ready to go months ago.
"Who are you calling?" Holly asks as she leads Trina to the SUV, looking at her youngest.
"Jade." Tori answers quickly, holding her phone up to her ear.
"Tell her she has twenty minutes to get there, or I'm shoving a baseball bat with nails up her ass." Trina warns as she's put in the passenger seat.
"Got it." Tori says, believing Trina, as she gets into the seat behind Trina, their father quickly taking the seat beside her as Holly gets into the driver's side.
Fifteen minutes later, Jade pulls into the hospital parking lot, a few minutes after the Vega family arrived at the hospital. "Jade West. I'm here for Vega." She tells the receptionist, impatient.
"Third floor, maternity ward. Room 315." The receptionist, a middle aged blonde who recognizes Jade from the last few months of Jade joining Tori and Trina for the ultrasounds, tells Jade as she types up the info for a guest pass for Jade.
"I swear, Trina better not name that kid after herself." Jade says, heading to the elevator.
"We're the ones raising the kid, we decide on a name." Jade hears Tori say as she gets off the elevator and heads over to Trina's room. "And we are not naming her 'Katrina Trina'." She says, making Jade scoff.
"No chance, Trina." Jade says, heading into the room. "Katrina Trina? Really?" She asks, heading over to Tori and placing an arm over her shoulders.
"We're not naming her 'Tawny', either." Tori repeats, rolling her eyes between her sister and girlfriend.
"Then what name do you suggest?" Trina asks, squeezing the side of her bed when a contraction hits. "Dad, remember when you said you'd kill whoever got me pregnant?" She asks, releasing a breath.
"Yeah." David says, showing now shame when his wife glares at him. "What? I'm a cop." He tells her, shrugging his shoulders.
"His name is Robert Shapiro. Don't know his middle name. He invented a mind swapping machine, Tori and Jade got his and my body respectively. Use the rifle cousin Carlos got you last year for your wedding anniversary." Trina tells her dead, deadly serious.
"What. Rifle?" Holly asks, rubbing Trina's shoulders in comfort, staring at her husband.
"Sniper rifle, high powered scope, silencer. Doesn't it include an extended magazine, as well?" Jade asks, looking at her future father-in-law.
"No, just the scope. The silencer is basically built in." David tells Jade, not meeting his wife's eyes.
"Remind me to have a talk with Carlos next I see him." Holly says, turning her full attention to Trina.
"This'll be fun." Jade says, smirking. "Oh, and we're naming her Lilith Morgan Vega-West." She says, looking at the others.
"Better than Tawny." Tori mumbles, avoiding Jade's eyes.
"Barely." Jade mumbles back.
As the group wait, Trina notices a strange look on Tori's face, something she doesn't comment on until after their parents leave to get something to eat for everyone. "Okay, what's with that look?" Trina asks once their parents leave the room and the door closes behind them.
"Nothing." Tori says quickly.
"Yeah, and Cat's the evil one of the group." Jade says, sharing an eye roll with Trina.
"Okay, fine. I miss something from when I was in Robbie's body." Tori admits, not meeting her sister's gaze.
"And that is?" "Oh, Goddess." Trina asks as Jade groans.
"I miss the penis, and the blowjob Jade gave me." Tori admits after a moment of hesitation.
"Eww!" Trina groans, staring between Tori and Jade with disbelief. "Not only did you let Robbie do the nasty with me, unprotected mind you, you used my glorious mouth to blow him?" She asks, trying not to gag.
"Technically, I blew Tori. It just so happened to be your mouth, nice description by the way," Jade says, smirking. "and Tori just happened to be in Robbie's body." She finishes, shrugging her shoulders.
"What do you mean?" Tori asks Jade, confused.
"Her 'glorious' mouth was used to give head. At a lot of dirty bathrooms, they have holes cut out. Holes where a man puts his penis in it, and a woman, or man since they never really know, gives him a blowjob." Jade explains, amused by Trina's disgusted face. "I'm getting coffee." She says, turning and leaving.
"I'm going to kill your girlfriend." Trina says before Jade leaves the room, glaring at the finger Jade sends her.
"Wait until the baby is born." Tori says, shuddering at what Jade described. 'Why would women go to a place like that?' She asks herself, wondering how Jade knows that kind of info.
Flashback
"So, what have you heard?" Tori asks her sister when Trina and their mother return home from Trina's three-month check up.
"I'm going to have sextuplets, all male, and you and Jade are raising every single one of them." Trina answers with a straight face, walking past Tori and heading to the kitchen.
"Isn't it a little early to tell the gender or anything?" Jade asks, giving Trina a raised eyebrow.
"What can I say? Modern science is wonderful, isn't it?" Trina answers, walking past the couple on the couch.
"So far, everything looks good. She's healthy, and so is the baby growing in her belly." Holly answers, watching as Trina heads upstairs. "So, any plans for where you two are going to live with your new child?" She asks, sitting down on the couch beside where Tori and Jade are sitting, the only parent knowing the full details concerning what happened.
"We were thinking Trina's room. Kick her out after she's well enough when the baby is born, throw her stuff out the window, and make her closet the baby's room." Jade answers simply, a smirk hidden from Holly.
"Her room isn't much bigger than mine, her closet is barely any bigger, so no." Tori says, staring at Jade.
"Worth a shot." Jade says, shrugging her shoulders.
Flashback End
After what felt like weeks of Hell to Jade, but in reality was roughly eight hours or so of labor, Trina gave birth to a seven pound, eight ounces, a little over ten inches, baby girl named Lilith 'Lilly' Morgan West-Vega, though the last name on her birth certificate is Vega.
"Too bad she didn't burst through Trina's chest like in 'Alien'." Jade notes as she and Tori stand beside Trina on the hospital bed, the eldest Vega daughter holding 'her' daughter as the infant sleeps in her arms.
"Dammit." Trina says, staring at the tiny child in her arms, tears in her eyes.
"What?" Tori asks, worried that there was a complication or something the doctors didn't tell them about.
"I don't want to give her to you two." Trina says, a tone of adoration in her voice.
I'm not sure what a healthy newborn weight and size are, so I went with what I felt was realistic enough. Hope they're believable. And I hope Trina's change of heart is believable as far as carrying the child for nine months and, after giving birth, not being able to give her up for adoption, which she'll technically have to do for Tori and Jade to become the official parents of who is, in reality, Tori's niece.
As for the OC I mentioned at the beginning, and that we've heard about, we'll see him next chapter.
By the way, what does everyone think of the name I gave their daughter? The idea for Jade wanting to go with Tawny was not only from that being the name of the killer from one of Jade's favorite movies, 'The Scissoring', but from Invader Johnny's fic 'Parenthood'. Hope you're not mad I used that without your permission, Johnny.
Thank you for reading, and I hope you liked it and review.
Blessed Be.
